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Will

Crispy clean, no caffeine

About Me

This kid rules!!

My Interests

"You're a fag ass pervert. Step off!"

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Jesus Christ

Jen

Comedian Jesse Cash

Jason

Dan

Vincent

Mighty Miller

Hank Chinaski

Conor

Shaun

Jake Jensen

Michael Bluth

Renee

Lisa

Nicole

Sailor Nick

I have more friends but some of them aren't real.

Music:

So here's the deal, I hate music - sort of. I guess there are good songs out there, maybe even good artists - MAYBE, but it is so subjective and people take it so personal when you don't agree with their tastes . . . like they wrote the music themselves . . . like their music's poop don't stink. So I hate Bjork, that over-rated wacko, and now I am dead to you?! I don't openly disagree with people's music prefferences unless I dislike the person. Hipsters, for example. There is no better way to get to a self-indulgent music douche hipster than to put down their music, which is easy to do - Aeosop Rock sucks, Tori Amos sucks more - SEE! I live for it. Hey! Here's a musical gem. Hipsters and hipstresses, put your spikey belts and brokeass hair styles together for WILLIAM HUNG AND HIS HUNG JURY!!!And Madonna has impressed the world yet again. She proved that she can give herself oral.Even though there hasn't been anything good being crapped out of the music industry I can still find pleasure in freak shows.

Movies:

I really liked "The Last Temptation of Christ". The Green Goblin as Jesus Christ . ? . ! . The Messiah has never been better.AND:

Television:

I like tv. I think it can be great entertainment. I'd take a bullet for my tube . . . if it I had cable.

Books:

I am on a slight reading kick . . . that means I am up to a book a month. The last two books I've read are Ham on Rye by Bukowski (Hank Chinaski Rules!) and Naked by David Sedaris. Reading is great when you are interested in doing nothing but reading. My OCD/ADD self can't take much more of this.

Heroes:

My favorite hero is The Thing, from The Fantastic Four. When you asked "hero" you meant it literally, right? I also admire Jonny Kennedy ("I wanna make Supersonic Man out of you" . . . I think I'm gonna cry now)

My Blog

I'm getting a dog!!

So our family is growing! As many of you know so far Jen and I have Neville (named by Jen, not me): NOTE the Che Guevara "America Latina". Maybe one day I'll read it. Yeah right. Now we are gettin...
Posted by Will on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST

Late? Well, do you want to know about my trip to Ireland or don't you?

 Alright then. That's what I thought! So it has been over a month since the end of my ten day trip to Ireland and I haven't blogged about it yet. And you know what they say, if you don't blog...
Posted by Will on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:57:00 PST

Here is a long one, to get it out of my system . . .

Hello out there! I've been having a hell of a time with this blog thing. I just have so much to say and so little writing skill to do it with. I just want to let everyone know that things are alright ...
Posted by Will on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:23:00 PST