HAVE YOU BEEN PAYIN' ATTENTION? EH? REALLY?
MUSIC MATEY, THAT'LL COVER IT.
MUSIC AND FAMILY! Rediscovering the much maligned, lost art of nappy changing and pooper scooping....
Here's why!THERE IS OTHER STUFF, BUT THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT IS :
M U S I C!!!!!!!!!!!
PUNK, HARDCORE, METAL, ROCK, PSYCHOBILLY, GOTH, ACOUSTIC, ELECTRIC, LOUD, QUIET, FAST, SLOW(WELL SOMETIMES!), INDUSTRIAL,OLD, NEW AND FUCKIN BLUE!
I LIKE MUSIC AND THE OTHER STUFF IS FOR HOME USE ONLY!!! ha ha ha!
NEARLY FORGOT... TAT-FUCKIN'-TOOS! GOT PLENTY WANT MORE! SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANY ONE? IT'S LIKE CANCER, THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER!
Forgot to mention PARENTING! I have been duely disciplined by the matriarch of my brood!
MY INTERESTS INCLUDE PARENTING WITH MY 9 AND 4 YEAR OLD LADS, PLUS OUR IMMINENT ARRIVAL! Stop the presses! The latest addition to our clan arrived on Sunday 24th of September weighin' a woppin' 8 lbs and 14 ozs! (Should that be "ouches"???)
I'd like to meet:
THE PERFECT WOMAN! WELL THAT'S REDUNDANT COZ I'M ALREADY AS CLOSE AS ANYONE HAS A RIGHT TO EXPECT!!!!!
MOST OF MY "HEROES" ARE IN THE LIST ABOVE AND MY FONE BOOK!
I'M LUCKY THAT WAY! JON BELUSHI WOULD BE A GOOD ONE BUT I'LL HAVE TO WAIT! GOIN TO THE FEAR SHOW ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT! MR GESTAPO MISSED IT DUE TO FEMALE ENTICEMENT! BAH!
BON SCOTT, ANGUS YOUNG, MALCOLM YOUNG, CLIFF WILLIAMS AND PHIL RUDD IN 1978 WOULD A BEEN GOOD BUT I'D ONLY BE ABOUT 10!
GOING FOR A BEER WITH LEE VING WOULD BE NICE THO I GUESS! BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE HIS SKINHEAD ARMY ANY MORE DOES HE?I'll settle for a huge drink with Jason when the time comes, I think we were due......
Music:
mantovani!
ONLY KIDDING! I THINK I'VE ALREADY COVERED THIS PARTICULAR AVENUE OF QUESTIONING YER HONOR!
BUT IT'S WORTH MENTIONING GUITAR BASED, ROCK ORIENTATED, BLUES BASED MUSIC FLOATS MY BOAT!
DEMON CITY WRECKERS are wot you should thinkin' right now!
Movies:
TWO WORDS FOR YOU----
QUENTIN TARANTINO! GET THE PICTURE!
THAT AND PIXAR ENTERTAINMENT!
POISON IDEA GOT IT BANG ON RIGHT WHEN THEY SAID "VIOLENCE IS FUNNY!" GO SEE "MATING WALRUSES!" IT'LL ALL MAKE SENSE!
Television:
I HAVE SEVERAL THANX!
Books:
FRANK MILLER'S SIN CITY MASTER CLASSES IN BETTE NOIR FICTION! HA I AINT JUST A SIMPLE MINDED DOLT WITH EQUAL I.Q. AND SHOE SIZE! (SIZE 10 BY THE WAY! COVERED IN CHERRY RED DOC MARTIN'S MOST OF THE TIME, (14 EYELET, 10'S OR SHOES!). BUT RICHARD LAYMAN AINT TOO SHABBY EITHER! OR RICHARD ALLEN'S PULP FICTION ADVENTURES THROUGH 70'S SLUMLAND. PLUS OF COURSE THE GEORGE MARSHAL WORKS ON THE "SHAVED HEAD PHENOMENON".
Heroes:
THE DAVID BOWIE SONG IS CRAP!
