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About Me

I'm a Professional Comedian. I enjoy all kinds of people, especially creative people. But not wierd artsy types. You know the ones that paint some mess and say it's daisies in a field, but it's but crazy on a canvas. People say I'm crazy, but it's a jr. high school crazy . . .ain't nobody gettin' hurt (at least not permanently). Real crazy ain't cute!!! Like baby mamma crazy, that ain't cute. Or, "Fool, I ain't scared to rob no bank!", that ain't cute. At least 3 people in the last millenium have said I'm a really cool dude. Even my baby momma say I'm somethin' special. But, my baby say I ain't sh*t!!! I don't quite know how I've made it all these years. . . with the police run-ins, baby momma drama, and a lingering dance contest challenge to the KKK ....but as long as I'm here I promise to keep bein' what God made me to be for His purpose and your entertainment.

My Interests

the arts, outdoors, boating, athletics, sports events, writing, reading, performing, women, cars, video games...what!!!

I'd like to meet:

Myself...in the 400 other dimensions they talk about on the Science Channel. Maybe the other 399 Wills are makin' more money than me....I can borrow from myself.

Music:

Rock & Roll, Rap, Jazz, Metal, R&B. Prince, Sinatra, Lou Rawls, Morris Day, The Time, Me'shell Ndgeocello, Rolling Stones, Steely Dan, Sting, The Police, Guns & Roses, Dave Matthews Band, DJ Screw & Screwed Up Click (and anything they got to do with), Tray Deee, Miles Davis, John Coltrane etc.

Movies:

Favorite movies: Love Jones. Breakfast Club. Caddy Shack. Which Way Is Up? V for Vendetta. Purple Rain. Bill Maher: Be More Cynical. I like comedies and dramas...and some other questionable productions.

Television:

Don't watch much. But, I think Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park and Space Ghost Coast To Coast are the perfect compliments to a night of controlled substance abuse. Not to mention Mar-in, Mar-in Lawrence.

Books:

'The Artists' Way' by Julia Cameron. Go get it. Alright another....'The Tao of Pooh' by Benjamin Hoff. And, 'Fool Please! Them Ain't Real Nikes' by Will Grogan

Heroes:

Jesus. Cuz he had the courage to be whatever he was despite adversity. He was like, "Dammit! Now I'm 'bout to walk on water...does anybody have anything to say 'bout that!"

My Blog

Go*damn Police

Police pulled me over today. Asked me why I was playin' my gangster rap crack dealer music so loud. I say, "so I can attract as much attention as I can while I'm high and finna rob a...
Posted by Will Grogan on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:52:00 PST

What up?

What up?!!!!! Gaaasss. Gas is up. Didn't sneak up neither. Was $1.49, then baaaam!...hell with ya bastards...$4. They don't care bout us....usually people break...
Posted by Will Grogan on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:49:00 PST

Why We Winnin'?

The reason Blacks are now winning Oscars is cuz White Folks are giving away the Academy...And have a new 'Awards' on the moon. The 'New Awards' is gonna stay White, cuz we ain't goin' t...
Posted by Will Grogan on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST