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Joey

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Which STD are you?
Name / Username
You are: Herpes, genital warts, thats a pleasant idea eh?
You will get your STD by: your best friend
How many people did you give it to? 10+
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My Interests

exploiting assholes, films that offend your mama, music that doesn't suck, little gorgeous things, make-up, fashion, photography, pornography, anarchy, and manipulating sound and picture.

I'd like to meet:

hookers, strippers...yes there is a difference (or so I'm told), undercover freaks, dirty rockers, alterna-fags, fuck buddies, assholes, haters, douche bags with mohawks, skeletons in the closet, riff raff and the rest of the morally questionable.

Music:

Bjork, Placebo, Peaches, Crystal Castles, Soulwax and 2manyDJs, Marilyn Manson, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, The Faint, Klaxons, We Smoke Fags, Electrocute, The Radio Dept, Robots in Disguise, Hole, Cursive, VHS or BETA, V.I.P., Steed Lord, Van She, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Juliette and the Licks, Daft Punk, Junior Boys, Gus Gus, Electronicat, MSTRKRFT, Simian Mobile Disco, Radiohead, Her Space Holiday, Sufjan Stevens, Broadcast, Fat Truckers, Vive Le Fete, Stereo Total, Nouvelle Vague, Princess, Grunt Truck, Gravy Train, The Gossip, Brazilian Girls, DFA79, The Knife, The Pumpkins, The White Stripes, Sleater-Kinney, Bikini Kill, 7 Year Bitch, L7, Babes in Toyland, Bratmobile, The Kills, Nirvana, NIN, Tricky, Portishead, Massive Attack, Matmos, Moldy Peaches, Freeform Five, DJ Medhi, Paraone, Justice, Daft Punk, Mogwai, Aphex Twin, Fugazi, EBTG, Crossover, Chromeo, Scissor Sisters, Cut Copy, Felix da Housecat, Mt. Sims, Ladytron, Le Tigre, Supersystem, Chicks on Speed, Adult., L.A.M.B., Cibo Matto, M.I.A., Mylo, Bowie and Iggy Pop, Prince, old school Michael Jackson and Madonna (I turned in my gay card years ago), Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lady Sovereign, Esthero, Lil Kim, Missy Elliot...sigh..I'm bored.

Movies:

Eveything from John Waters and Todd Solondz...oh and that other sicko pervert Mr. Larry Clark (Ken Park anyone?), Psycho, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, Women in Revolt, Nightmare on Elm Street (all of em...priceless), Hard Candy, SHOWGIRLS, Superstar in a Housedress, Trash, Dancer in the Dark, The Brown Eyed Bunny, Jesus Is Magic, Chelsea Girls, Mommy Dearest, Party Monster (the Shockumentary), Waiting for Guffman, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shortbus, Memento, Half Nelson, Gummo, Best in Show, Party Girl, House of Yes...love that Parker Posey, Freeway, Elephant, The Dreamers, Irreversible, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Requiem, Jesus Camp, Sleepaway Camp (and all the sequals), April Fools Day, Hell House, Silence of the Lambs, Natural Born Killers, Ed Gein, The Doom Generation, Buffalo '66, I Shot Andy Warhol, Flesh, FFC Dracula, Spellbound, The Cockettes, Pie in the Sky: The Brigid Berlin Story, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Hills have Eyes, The Opposite of Sex, Last House on the Left, Martin, American Psycho, DESIGN ON A DIME BAG

Television:

Strangers with Candy, Weeds, Ab Fab, Dexter, Saved by the Bell, South Park, The Simpsons

Books:

Wigfield, Disco Bloodbath, Mommy Dearest, The Exorcist, The Deviant's Advantage, Everything About Me is Fake and I'm Perfect, Warhol Diaries, My Life Among The Serial Killers, Sadomasicism: Powerful Pleasures

Heroes:

Edith Massey, that kid from Storytelling, Sarah Silverman, David LaChapelle, Amy Sedaris, Brian Molko, Leigh Bowery, Kevyn Aucoin, Janice Dickensen, Annabel Chong, Jeff Stryker

My Blog

Faggots need a new word for "love"

they do...it's meaningless. that is all.
Posted by Joey on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:13:00 PST

Out of towners don’t deserve the digits

Oh how I do enjoy a good myspace rant. Today's lesson is: If you're visiting New York for 2 days from god knows where, please save your time and mine by NOT asking me for my number. It's trite and ...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

Excuse me, could you pass the glamour?

I was fortunate enough tonight to have my first fashion week experience extravaganza. Every season, what with the unpredictable world of freelance, I end up working on a project that whords all my ti...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:56:00 PST

Scratch this one off the list of things to do.

When I lived in the midwest, I placed Hasidics in the same catagory as unicorns and leprachans. I heard of them, knew they lived in packs in remote areas that I would never explore, and ultimately di...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:37:00 PST

operation get your life right

i'm constantly thrown by the universe's sick and twisted sense of humor. in a short time, you come to find out that everything you thought was real isn't, people you thought you could lean onto disap...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:16:00 PST

How NOT to get Moby to be your friend

I guess you could call this a "cautionary tale" for lack of a better phrase, but here goes. My friends and I were hanging out at Union Pool last Friday when a friend gets a text about Moby spinning a...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

Birthday Revelation

So today's the day I FINALLY turn a quarter of a century old. Thank fuckin Christ. I've dreamed of being this old since I was trapped in high school. I used to fantasize about how amazing my "adult...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

I should tattoo FAGGOT to my forehead

The most gratifying thing about our melting pot of a society occured the other day. As usual, a tanorexic was trying to slip through the door at the last minute. Now, this wasn't the usual case cons...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:46:00 PST

I hate Mel Gibson

So...last night I painfully sat through Melly's latest bloodbath, The Passion of the Christ, hoping to find some reason for all the hype that surrounds the movie. the verdict: nothing unlike any of t...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST