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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that hated high school.

Music:

Giorgio Moroder, Depeche Mode, Cabaret Voltaire, Lady Sovereign, Front 242, Soulwax, Chicks on Speed, W.I.T., David Bowie, Bloc Party, The Teddybears, Uffie, Gang of Four, Electronicat, B-52s, Shalamar, Blondie, Fanny Pack, Lily Allen, Grace Jones, Gravy Train, Felix 'Da' House Cat, Sonic Youth, A.R.E. Weapons, Dr. Dre, Whitey, The Kills, Soulwax, Mt. Sims, M.I.A., Peaches, Goldfrapp, Sven Vath, OMD, David Carretta, Pink Grease, Tief shwarz, Ed Banger, Kitsune, Goudron, Dirty Sanchez, Juliette and the Licks, Bjork, Timbeland,Hong Kong Couterfeit, Dee-Lite, The Rapture, Kraftwerk, Vitalic, Nine Inch Nails, Fischer Spooner, The Faint, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Green Velvet, Stereo Total, Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Linda Lamb/the Silures, Curtis 95, Nitzer Ebb, Crossover, Gus Gus, Postal Service, KMFDM, DFA, Massive Attack, Sneaker Pimps, Franz Ferdinand, Elefant, Radiohead, Adult, Japanese Telecom, all kinds of underground house: Inland Knights, Brett Johnsen the list goes on... Missing Persons is the greatest band of all time, Kruder Dorfmeister, Les Rhythmes Digitales, I'm just going to stop listing names now if it is this uninteresting to write, reading it must be pure torture

Movies:

Psycho Beach Party, Sitcom, Chungking Express, Weekend, The Lost Boys, Thirteen, Breaking the Waves, Secrets and Lies, Serial Mom, Dr. Strangelove, House of Yes, Sunset Boulevard, Dead Man, Pistol Opera, Spellbound, Sixteen Candles, Once Upon a Time in America, Romance, Irma Vep, Touch of Evil, The Graduate, blah blah blah blah blah... blah and furthermore blah.

Television:

Paris Hilton is a flat-footed bitch with a lazy eye.

Books:

in translation.

Heroes:

Bill Clinton, William S. Burroughs, Arthur Rimbaud, Sadie Benning, Jim Morrison, Lars Von Trier

My Blog

Kibbles and Bits

Picnicking on a roof the size of a football field, Jacka looks oddly calm in the pictures where she's wielding a cork-screw, talking about how she's going to cut the bitch that sat next to her boyfrie...
Posted by dan on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST

ball space

The 49 Western avenue bus 7:10amI sat down next to this guy who was slouched down with his legs spread like an infant when you are changing a diaper. I said excuse me, he did not acknowledge it. I d...
Posted by dan on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

quitting smoking: day 4

I feel like I'm going to jump out of my godamn skin. My chest is really warm and I can feel sticky fluid swirling inside. Sounds that I'm normally able to tune out like the seranade of regaeton and ...
Posted by dan on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:14:00 PST

Yes, people are inherently sick and evil

On my way to work Thursday of last week I saw two people lying in the street that had been hit by a car dying. They had so many broken bones that they looked like a carnivorous dinosaur had snapped o...
Posted by dan on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:33:00 PST

moooo.

I know that people hate preachy self-righteous vegetarians so I keep it to myself. After all who wants to be scolded when they eat a cheeseburger. When you're eating you don't want to hear about h...
Posted by dan on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST

Roommate disaster part 2 curse of the phallusoraus

We have a backyard, a front yard, a garage, a basement, all of the yuppy creature comforts you could possibly want, stainless steel appliances, cable and a washer and drier. The only thing is everyth...
Posted by dan on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:32:00 PST

roommate disaster: Part 1

Roommate 1: I think I have a strong maternal streak. I want to take care of people whos lives are a total mess. Our first roommate disaster was a recovering meth addict and an alcoholic. Some of h...
Posted by dan on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:22:00 PST

((><)) forever

Everybody go see You and Me and Everyone We Know. It is a masterpiece, the film that defines our generation and you will laugh your ass off when you find out what ((><)) represents. I heart Miranda ...
Posted by dan on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:19:00 PST

crack puppy

I had never seen a French bulldog until my roommate brought one home. Its head is huge, and way out of proportion with the rest of its body. It's eyes are wideset and appear to be going in two diff...
Posted by dan on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:04:00 PST

Surprise! If you want to "buy" a cigarette I will accept your money

7am this morning I was wishing I was dead so I could get some sleep while making my way to the train station. This guy asked me if he could buy a cigarette. I didn't want his money. Nobody ever acc...
Posted by dan on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:12:00 PST