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c u r t y v

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About Me



i've been known to do the elaine dance to the fall

synchronized voicemails have been known to brighten my day

i spend a vast amount of my free time on soulseek; the product of this is mix mp3's which i make for few, but share with many.

apparently i make shitty YTMND 's.

    here is some bird i met whilst at the discothequequuqueu thhhh thhhhhhhh
    europeans love house
    i wish i made this . i really, really do. here's a failed attempt at emulating it
    a boy and his dog is quite a sensuous film


i also slay dragonz

My Interests

On time I buy from faggot. When I try to take it back i say HEY FAGGOT I SAY NO and my mom say STOP CALLING ME FAGGOT. At her funreal I said eulogy about how she big gay and faggot to. Now she run faggot gay motorcross eyepod shittasting collectabel franklin mint three easyt pay of 19.99 out of back of faggot bar

I hate when lespian are un-funny. I say YOU ARE UN-FUNNY and htey say to me WHY DO YOU HATE LESPIEN and I say I DONT HATE LESPAIN BUT WHY CANT JUST PEENIS LIKE OTHER and then I beat with stick that has nail hamered thruogh end of it

h ay s up "

Male
27 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States

Last Login: 10/10/2006

I'd like to meet:


my juggalo counterpart/alter-ego kurty v

and

Music:



Books:

I love rare books.

My Blog

SPIN is officially the crappiest piece of crap magazine ever (because i was in it)

dear chumps and hoagies:  yuck it up! [spin.com - brooklyn pool party!]
Posted by c u r t y v on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

in my inbox this morning

Subj: blow jameson jenna jobGo Ahead, rub My Clit, click hereCum see my large erect clit....The Big the round and the nubby, clit eastwood....Clit Eastwood, Baddest Clit In the West.-----thank you ver...
Posted by c u r t y v on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST

tom is no longer on my top 8

sorry tom, you had a good run, but there was just no room for you on my top 8 12
Posted by c u r t y v on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:21:00 PST

music on ur profile

srsly stop, nobody likes it.  i think it's aight but some friends told me to post this
Posted by c u r t y v on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

Puerto Rico

Some photos I took while in Puerto Rico.  More to come. Puerto Rico Photos
Posted by c u r t y v on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:57:00 PST

tom is on my top 8

some of you may have noticed tom is still on my top 8.  that is because i wouldnt be here chatting to you if it werent for him.  grats tom hope ur doin wel
Posted by c u r t y v on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST

so I've redecorated the place.

I hope you find it to your liking while visiting my little space here on the internet.
Posted by c u r t y v on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:38:00 PST

APPARENTLY I AM AN INTERNET TELEPHONE POLE OF SOME SORT!

My rules concerning posting your shitty flyers in my comments: 1.) I will tolerate this, you should be glad. 2.) Your flyer/comment will be deleted after the relevant date. 3.) If the flyer rules ...
Posted by c u r t y v on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 01:35:00 PST

...also

i'm changing my "top 8" to people i barely know.  fuck all you irl friends!
Posted by c u r t y v on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 07:01:00 PST

call me! uuuuuggggggggggggg

nothing here, i just think that looks funny.
Posted by c u r t y v on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:51:00 PST