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Carls

About Me

i do not take kindly to bullshit!!!!!!!! but i'm not against it or anything.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the coolest person in the world.

My Blog

THE FINAL FLAVOR

 Today I begin the last of the 31 flavors, and since I have always been the type to eat the crust off the sandwich first, you can be assured that this will be the best, thickest, warmest, most pe...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

LIPSTICK MAKES ME FEEL A CERTAIN WAY

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Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:55:00 GMT

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT?

I can't seem to find any posters for club nights with a picture of ironic shoes on it.  It would help me out to see something like that because I think if I were to see one, I would think "this c...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:33:00 GMT

REGARDING MY CAT SIDNEY

He is so petty.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:45:00 GMT

REGARDING MY LACK OF BRUISES

Plenty of irony.
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:38:00 GMT

I SHIT DIRT

YEAAH 4 day weekend man this is sweet i'm gonna take a nap to get ready and then all weekend i'm going to drink and have fun and have amazing times with my friends that i LOOOOVE and then i'll visit m...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:10:00 GMT

TEFLUNG

I had a stomach ache before bed last night and decided I needed to eat something because it was giving me that "i'm digesting myself. boy I wish there was something else to digest besides myself" feel...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 13:22:00 GMT

CRAZY LAZY SUNNY DAY

i awoke this morning and looked outside to a beautiful day. one nice thing about this weather is that it looks beautiful but it's so cold that you're not obligated to go outside. i guess it's supposed...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 13:01:00 GMT

I WS WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST AND THESE LITTLE PIXIES DANCD OUT FROM THE FRNS PLAYING UKELELE

when i lived in australia, my father took me on a wilderness expedition in the snowy mountains with some of his friends from work.  i don't remember them at all because i was 6 years old but i've...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:51:00 GMT

BUT DO THE THINGS YOU HATE TASTE BETTER ON SATURDAY?

A bizarre night all around, I stayed up after-hours licking the guitar and reading internets. Suddenly I felt it was imperative that I sleep. It was sort of like the feeling I have 20 times a day at...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:39:00 GMT