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Crawdaddy Justin the Softball Sleuth

in the slowpitch caper at rumpke park!

About Me

I like good music and good people and I surround myself with these things. I'm not gonna be one of those dudes who is like "fuck you, I don't care what you think!" I do, to some extent, care or else I wouldn't bother with an about me section at all. I think I only care because I like to meet new people!

Things you should know about me:
1.)I'm probably one of the funniest people you will ever meet, I'm not bragging, it's simple truth.
2.)I'm pretty great at helping people with their problems, I'm also good at boosting confidence because I tend to be pretty complimentary.
3.)I'm the best kisser around, if you don't believe me ask about my trophy.
4.)I promise to never try to sell you a term life insurance policy under any circumstances.
5.)I'm a pretty great conversationalist and I will talk about anything at all and think it's fun.

I guess that's a start, anything else you want to know just gimme a message and ask.

My Interests

Movies, music and video games mostly. Outside of those things, politics, hygiene and kissing.

I'd like to meet:

Seriously, everyone involved with this:

A Kangaroo thing

and

Brad Lusk

and maybe even you!

Music:

Punk, Rap, Hip Hop, various other things. Such as Punk/indie/pop punk: Lagwagon, Dillinger 4, The Queers, Screeching Weasel, The Lillingtons, The Ergs, Sack, Teenage Bottlerocket, After School Special, Rivethead (the punk band), Dirt Bike Annie, The Gamits, Enemy You, The Falcon, Lawrence Arms, Rise Against, Relient K, NOFX, Chixdiggit, Kid Dynamite, None More Black, Lifetime, Saves the Day, Jawbreaker, No Use For a Name, Kneejerk, The Briefs, Armchair Martian, Bad Astronaut, The Get Up Kids, Mr T Experience, The Weakerthans, Limbeck, Joe Jitsu, The Apers, The Disgusteens, Greenday, The Rushmores, The 20 Belows, Dead to Me, Jesse Malin, Riverboat Gamblers, Archers of Loaf, MXPX, Relient K, Lucero and etc...

Rap: Young Jeezy, Obie Trice, Rick Ross, Redman, Brother Ali, TI, Slim Thug, BG, Bun B, UGK, 8ball and MJG, Wu Tang, Lil Wayne, Mannie Fresh, Xzibit, Three Six Mafia, Mobb Deep and anything on Psychopathic and various other things...

Hip Hop: Immortal Technique, Jurassic 5, High and Mighty, Cage, Blackalicious, Lyrics Born, Madvillain, Sage Francis, Mos Def, Yak Ballz, Dead Prez, Zion I, The Perceptionists...

Country: Hank Sr., Hank Jr., Hank III, Ryan Adams, David Allen Coe, Johnny Cash, etc. And other stuff I can't think of right now.

Movies:

Where do I begin? Probably with Star Wars, moving on to various other things like Goodfellas, The Godfather, Scarface, Lord of the Rings, Collateral, The Ewok Movies, Friday Night Lights, Any Given Sunday, Varsity Blues, Dead Man on Campus, American Psycho, Night at the Roxbury, The Notebook (no, I am not gay), All the "something" of the dead movies up to and including Shaun of the Dead and the remake of dawn of the dead, 28 Days Later, Bill and Ted's adventure and journey which I have heard were both excellent and bogus respectively, Way of the Gun, Usual Suspects, Hard Boiled, Shaolin Soccer, Crouching Tiger, Clerks, Mallrats, well... Kevin Smith in general, The Punisher (the new one, not the horrible dolph lundgren movie), Ong Bak, Battle Royale, Brother, Legend of Zu, Hellboy, Daredevil, A Guide to Recognizing your Saints, 300, Hard Boiled, The Killer, Fulltime Killer, Borat, Half Nelson, Brick, Everything is Illuminated, Green Street Hooligans, Primer and various hundreds of others which I cannot think of at the moment.

Television:

Hmm.. The Simpsons, Family Guy, Andromeda, King of Queens, American Dad, Boondocks, Firefly, Keen Eddie, The Office, My Name is Earl, How I Met Your Mother, football, Dawson's Creek, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trailer Park Boys, Heroes, 24, Lost, Alias and etc.

Books:

I like a lot of books and a lot of authors so I don't know where to begin. Just know that I'm pretty well read and I enjoy suggestions on new things to read!

I also love comics, regardless of what you people believe they are, in fact, a form of art. Most of the stories in comics nowadays are adult and wonderful made by people like Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Brian Michael Bendis, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis and a bunch of other crazy fellas who write stuff you'd probably like a lot if you didn't act like you were so above it whilst you read Harry Potter and call it Literature (not that it isn't, it's just funny to me that people act like it's so high minded and comics are immature).

Heroes:

My friends and my parents, more or less.