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SuperDave

Computer says no

About Me

my penis is huge- don't send me advice on getting a larger penis!
My name is David Kirsner welcome to my profile.
Are you ready? If so, read on... if not i suggest you buy "7 habits of highly effective people" from my friends at amazon! ---
Buy the book here!
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What you need to know- straight to the point:
• I drink Kaluah and milk: If buying me a drink
• I am a musician: Percussionist- Club gigs/Functions/Corp. (also jazz drummer)
• Work at FOG (Grevil st, prahran)
• Studying business (advertising/marketing): Gaining business skills to run my own business
• Attracted to girls who have somthing to offer: friendship/sex/humor (in no particular order)
if you are in doubt on whether you fit into any of the above catagories,do not hesitate and call on 0419317446
• Director: :Live Club Music (DJ & Artist Collaberation Agency/Events)
• I love myspace: great for networking/friends
Its simple baby!
Stop! comment time.
Kind Regards,
David Kirsner
DONT FORGET TO TURN OFF THE LIGHT WEN BEFORE U GO OUT
UPDATE: I have created a Swinburne Group A Possie for swinburne students studying Business (advertising/ marketing) Students are able to speak there mind and update other possie members on what they are doing at Swinburne
adopt your own virtual pet! I edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests



Music industry
Advertising/Marketing
cash for comment
long walks along the beach

"myspace hot" people

My myspace/real friends
family
parties I get paid to attend/parties I enjoy attending

MAC VS PC IN JAPANESE- ipods & iLife- quite funny

MAC VS PC - mac has a hot friend!!!!!!!!! -

Wine!!/savanna samson-

I'd like to meet:

cosmo doing comedy

Mozart the Cat: Stand Up Comedian from SpaceHamlet on Vimeo
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David "Danger" Kirsner
Birthday: 02/10/87
Birthplace: Hospital, Melbourne--- no way was mum gonna do a natural birth
Current Location: Melbourne, Australia
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: tall enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: Australian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Winsor Smith
Your Weakness: Lenny
Your Fears: Anchovies on pizza ahhh
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza without anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it in the music industy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: I just came out of my mum's...
Your Best Physical Feature: Vocal chords
Your Bedtime: Depends on the night
Your Most Missed Memory: Drinking
Pepsi or Coke: not cock
MacDonalds or Burger King: Firstly its called hungry jacks... and i like maccas better
Single or Group Dates: Always wanted a threesome
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liptons green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: #($*# no
Do you Sing: this is the song that doesnt end it goes on and on my friends somebody started singing it not knowing what it was and now continue singing it forever just because... need i continue
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I think so
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: with the right gal
Do you belive in yourself: I am david kirsner... I am the greatest
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Im not ugly
Are you a Health Freak: No not as such
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes try to
Do you like Thunderstorms: Until they kill me- I love them while in the outdoor spa
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' Drums, percussion, Keyboard, Recorder :)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not that i can remember jk
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no dont like sultanas, i like women
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes have you?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no.. .not very popular in australia?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes but not a big fan
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes will be tonight
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: cant recall
Ever been called a Tease: HAHAAH your such a stupid survey! does that count
Ever been Beaten up: ages ago now im big strong man
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: "I am invincible" until the filming of that james bond movie
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Tasmania
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not blind
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde ( whats wrong with your hair irena?)
Short or Long Hair: generally, I dont like (non porn star) lesbians
Height: i like a girl with a short skirt and a LONG jacket... thats all that matters
Weight: i like a girl with a short skirt and a LONG jacket... thats all that matters
Best Clothing Style: short skirt, long jacket. also.. Like tie? you like shirt?
Number of Drugs I have taken: if that includes panadol im a junkie
Number of CDs I own: quality not quantity
Number of Piercings: quality not quantity or none
Number of Tattoos: quality not quantity or none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not dating dave

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

You Are Very Messy
You are a slob, and you really don't care if other people know it.
You don't love messes, but you just can't be bothered to clean on a regular basis.
While being messy and disorganized feels easy, it's probably making your life harder.
Maybe its time you came to melbourne Are You Messy?
Kate

Music:

Is the language of us all- The Cat Empire

Myspace profile songs:
Studio B: I see girls
Gym Class heroes: New freind request
layo and bushwacka: Love story
Sean Marchetti: Waves
Buffalo Springfield: what its worth
Candice Monique: Soul Dance
Average White Band: Pick up the peices (recoreded at B.B Kings
Gym Class Heroes: Cupid's Chokehold
Leigh Jones:Have it your way (AMAZING ARTIST)
The Who: Boris The Spider

Little Day out- funny stuff by powderfinger.

Movies:



wHaT aLcHoLiC dRiNk ArE yOu?


Martini
You are classy and sexy. You have a charm to you that makes you irresitable. You are a martini!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Thanks to sasha who showed me this one at Swinburne:

VW ad very funny

Television:

Is where I go for information relevant to making a purchase on knifes that can cut through steel. also try
danozdirect.com.au
Little Britan- computer says no...

The Lung ashtray- thanks to sally parrot for the idea!
CHANNEL V BLOG PARTY: Cherry's back!

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Books:

now available through google.com

Heroes:

Heroes is an American TV series... Not bad
While I'm shaving, I need to take breaks every ten minutes- Vitally Beliavski- On shaving
smile :)

My Blog

cat empire - why they wernt at the St Kilda festival this year

Cat empire are touring america- i like them here is a video of them on DAVE letterman- i like dave lettermen- listen to what Paul schaffer has to say about them AT THE END. xo dave...
Posted by SuperDave on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:23:00 PST

dad

I miss dad.
Posted by SuperDave on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:27:00 PST

'Hysterical' blue broadcast on train-- only on Connex

'Hysterical' blue broadcast on trainEmailPrintNormal fontLarge fontBy Jesse HoganJanuary 11, 2006 - 9:14AMAdvertisementAdvertisementA train passenger has told how a carriage full of people burst into ...
Posted by SuperDave on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

Why Women Aren't Funny (article from vanity fair)

ProvocationWhy Women Aren't FunnyWhat makes the female so much deadlier than the male? With assists from Fran Lebowitz, Nora Ephron, and a recent Stanford-medical-school study, the author investigates...
Posted by SuperDave on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

NEWSFLASH FROM SUPERMEDIA

Newsflash.. A young man only known as "superdave" has today made a statement to his "myspace friends" that He has "Deleted his comment box" amid much speculation of difficult commenting capability of ...
Posted by SuperDave on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:23:00 PST

Our deepest fear-- check it.

..Our Deepest FearImagine yourself on a warm summer day, strolling down the sidewalk of your favorite city, slow and serene. Just you and your thoughts. Just you and the smells of the shops and restau...
Posted by SuperDave on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:37:00 PST

before band

Well im here listening to pick up the pieces by average white band- a very funky song that we have just began learnining in band. I have known it for ages before hand. I got so angry last big band reh...
Posted by SuperDave on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:59:00 PST

the remix to chicken by D KIRSNER not r kelly

this ones for the stooges out there. its been recorded. soon to be released on superdave records LTD.Now, occasionally i like to eat it but uh... its gotton way out of hand so heres the remixno i...
Posted by SuperDave on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

bedtime stories

17 August 2006hey readers, I am laying here in bed next to tegan. We are not doing anything (my parents read this.) lets start with the end of tonight. I watched a really funny hour and a half of tele...
Posted by SuperDave on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST

days like these

16 August 2006man, im getting slack. I really do want to keep up with this blog just been busy. Tegan has been doing work experience at coral cave, as a chef. I think she is really enjoying it. She ev...
Posted by SuperDave on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST