Member Since: 12/7/2005
Band Website: freerangehumans.com
Band Members: always changing, never the same.
Influences: I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg and it ruins the fantasy.
Sounds Like: Dorks with chairs on the city streets - What the hell?, Mr. Look-At-Me-I-Am-Carrying-An-Outragously-Expensive-Chair designed by some old Norwegian guy and hand constructed by Virgin Nuns in Sweden. Anyway, this guy is strolling around downtown with a $500 CHAIR and people are thinking "what the hell?!"...he's passing homeless guys, school children, punks, hookers and me. I would like to see him get jumped by some freezing hobos who use his "Art Deco" as firewood for thier pork and bean dinner. Viva Resistance!
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