<==o3 TresCojones 3o==> - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Drink this, it has no name, many men died to bring it here from the world of pleasure. Will it make me forget? No but it will make you not mind remembering.

Coach: "Some people always get more."
Gorley: "That's the way it's always been."
6 of 7 people in the room knew that I was referring to the fact that I have one more testicle than the average man. So now that whole Tres Cojones thing makes a little more sense. Basically it's slang for 3 Balls.

Without a doubt - I have more balls than you.

Gorley: "Ahh, New Year's, with plenty of ladies in lingerie to do a little kooky dance under the disco ball."
Thanks to the gallery of krunkness , there is evidence that I exist.

We're Dancers, not Cheerleaders : "Male Cheerleaders get so much pussy!"

My Interests

Soccer, Cheerleaders, archery, Houston MLS Soccer, Models (not supermodels), Power Dancers, did I mention soccer? Oh yeah, mountain biking, fitness trainers, bowhunting, snowboarding, stairmaster instructors, surfing, female pro volleyball players, Monster Energy drinks, hot massage therapists/physicians assistants/nurses, and futbol.

It's always summer in Houston and my summer ride is a Jeep

Unfortunately, the jeep is in the shop right now. I'm debating on what to get next year for a new car. I've pretty much settled on the new Shelby Mustang Cobra, but I have no idea what color, and not sure whether I want another convertible or not. What do you think?

I'd like to meet:

Drew Barrymore
Pablo Maestroni
Heather Mitts
Clint Mathis aka Cletus

I'm sure there's more.

People I've Met from my I'd Like to Meet list
Oliver Luck - Thanks for the beer!
Dwayne Derosario
Brian Mullan
Dominic Kinnear

Music:

80s style all the way: Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, New Order, 10,000 Maniacs, Duran Duran, B-52's, Bananarama, Depeche Mode, INXS, Beastie Boys, The Cure, ENYA, Information $ociety, Police, REM, George Michael, U2, Fine Young Cannibals, Yes, Aha!, Bangles, Cutting Crew

Movies:

I copied this from some soccer gurl's myspace - it's a perfect match to what I would have typed if I had the time: All time favorites are the trilogy of trilogies: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, plus Pirates of the Carribean, Top Gun, wait there are way toooooo many to list them all.

Television:

House, NUMB3RS, Heroes, Jericho, Medium

My Blog

Shotcalla, kickballa, in Westphalia

A few months back, we got this random request to drive out to meet one our fraternity brothers for the weekend. It seems he and his friends were putting together a kickball team, and needed a few ring...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST

Happy Birthday to me!

Finally got some free time to get going on this again. Thanks for all who've been there over the past few weeks.Anyways - for those that have been waiting, here's a few pics from the NYC trip....
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST

Mom lived a good life

For those wondering where I've been, after the trip to New York, I came back to spend 4 days at the hospital as my mom lost her battle with cancer. She's been fighting for 8 months, so it was a relief...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:24:00 PST

NYC here I come!

Well... I am off to New York City. yep. Hard for a Texas boy to leave when I know that a bunch of 1836ers will be checking out our seats at Robertson... but I have no choice, have to go to a search en...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 01:49:00 PST

EXPLICIT SOCCER RANT

Sorry guys and gals - but I need to vent. I haven't been able to get this out of my system for several days, and it has been stewing. I'm not normally one for cussing, so I'm not saying I'll be any go...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:46:00 PST

Olympics - Relay Speed Skating

If you haven't seen it - you have to check this out. They don't pass batons like a running relay... they skate out in front of the other teammate, and the one finishing the lap pushes the hell out of ...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:53:00 PST

Bleh! Adrenaline rocked Sharky's

10 bars in 3 nights? I was done with the beer, so I fired up the Red Bull.More darts. Damn darts. Darts darts darts. Enough already. I want some dang soccer. At least the Rockets were winning. I broke...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:37:00 PST

Friday Night is Meeting Night

I thought I was going to be able to do this on Saturday, but the group decided to change things up and move it over to Friday.Great. I generally have that set aside to visit that special someone, but ...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:22:00 PST

Thursday Night Pub Crawl

So we needed to check out a few locations for the soccer supporters group to potentially use as their home bar for watching all the Major League Soccer games when Houston is playing in another state.W...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:53:00 PST

Super Bowl - Quotes

So it's half-time - should we watch some rock band? Naaah - it's lingerie bowl time, thanks bodog.com! Anyways, since the game is going so well, I thought I'd post some better quotes than the marketi...
Posted by <==o3 TresCojones 3o==> on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:25:00 PST