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Andrew

And that was the first time I got crabs...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, I'm looking for what everyone is looking for - a 90 year old sugar mama millionaire. If I can't find one of those, I'd like to meet someone who is just exactly like my mother, is extremely possessive and obsessive, crys for no reason at least once a day and likes to suck the passion out of life...oh, and she should like a bit of sarcasm from time to time.

Music:

Beck, Flaming Lips, Counting Crows, Eagles, Neil Diamond, Eels, G. Love and Special Sauce, Al Green, Jimmy Eat World, Outkast, Rage Against the Machine, Tenacious D, Tool, Dilated Peoples, Oasis, The Police

Movies:

American History X, 12 Monkeys, Super Troopers, Swingers, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, It's a Mad Mad Mad World, Romeo is Bleeding, Life Aquatic

Television:

Law And Order, Saved By the Bell, Dawson's Creek, Chappelle's Show, Anything on the History Channel, Comedy Central, The Military Channel or National Geographic