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Like a Douche in the Night!

Sometimes You gotta break the controller

About Me

Here’s how I live to Win: I’m adopted (I won).At six years old I got to meet John Denver shooting a commercial. When I saw him, I shouted, “Your John DenBerr”. I won his autograph. I was oppressed for 7 years in Christian school. I had to Live to win guerilla style and go underground. This trauma led me the summer of 7th grade where I discovered that quarters mixed with California Coolers and Coronas could get you high on life. That’s when I discovered that barfing no longer could be considered losing. It was merely an abstract expression of Live to Win. In 9th grade I started a sports book with weekly point spreads in my journalism class. Living requires money, Winning money means Living! That same year, I ran the Long Beach Marathon. I got 3rd place and had to have both my big toe nails removed. I discovered that Live to Win requires sacrifice. Two movies that changed my life forever were “Red Dawn” because yelling “Wolverines” was code for “LIVE TO WIN”! The “North Shore” was really a movie about an artist who sucked at his craft. He could kick the shit out of Laird Hamiliton and get the girl! Excuse me, mark that down as Live to WIN! My early twenties I was a Beastie Boy. Lesson learned: Goofy white guys can WIN! My late twenty’s to early 30’s, I lived in Laguna Beach. That experience taught me that you can Live to Win without money. You simply have to walk a block to the beach and hang out everyday (Preferably multiple times). Now I live with my 80 old mom who has lived and won alot! Now is just a time when she needs some help to continue LIVE TO WIN! Visit www.ronmatteson.com to see the a winner. Oh, if you know who sings "Turbo Lover" wedding plans could be in our future.
Tony Moore and I at the Comi-Con 2006!!! One of my favorite comic artists!!!!
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My Interests

Ladytron

I'd like to meet:



Music:



CCR

Movies:

LaDyTrOn
Space

Television:

LADYTRON

Heroes:



Ladytron, Kurt Russell, Peter Cushing, Tuco, Bob Barker, Wink Martindale and of course Nell Carter (may she rest in peace)

My Blog

Grindhouse #123 or whatever...

Ahh the beauty of mass carnage...Thanks R.R. and Q.T. Make sure you have enough time and ate/bring in food w/ you. Tarrentino solidifies himself as the worst actor in Hollywood. Kurt Russell rules f...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

Pans Labyrinth #115

Simply good 5 outta 5. You will not get a fariry told to you any better. Honestly, I felt like I was a kid again. Kinda moved to the edge of my seat and tuned in. This movie has the Euro flava big tim...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

Children of Men 2006 #114

Simply amazing. 5 stars! Those who missed it you blew it. My take? It wasn't like Blade Runner like the critics were saying it is. It's more like what  that steaming hunk of crap "V for Vendetta"...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

300 #113b

This is not a poo poo, repeat not a poo poo. It was everything I expected. It looked great and the story was zero. What did you expect from the movies premise? 300 guys go out, kill, and then die. The...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:21:00 PST

Snakes on a Plane #113

This flick had some hilarious moments. Especially, the insane ways people get bitten. It was campy, it was dumb...I watched it and was satisfied, sorta of. Whatever, it woulda been fun to see this in ...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

Jackass 2 #112

Homoerotica x 10...yikes...The gross out laughs get somewhat old, dicks are props, and these dumb assholes have gotten rich off it all. Good for them. I was laughing hysterically more then once. I was...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:53:00 PST

Rancho Deluxe 1975 .111

Ahhh the 70's. Jeff Bridges, Sam Waterston, Harry Dean Stanton, Slim Pickens, Cliften James (sheriff J.W. Pepper in the man with the golden gun), and Harry Dean Stanton star in a modern day Rustler mo...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:15:00 PST

The Smashing Machine .110

An excellent documentary about Mark Kerr's rise and fall in Mixed Martial Arts fighting. I can be UFC or Pride fighting. Smashing Machine really gets behind the scenes to look into the body and m...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:07:00 PST

Snakes on a Plane #109

Camp camp camp camp....good clean fun 3 outt 5...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Stay Hungry 1976 .108

I love 70's movies. I figured out why. Filmmakers back then weren't afraid to show what real life was like. The Bad News Bears, The Cockfighter, Fat City and so on give a real depiction of subcultures...
Posted by Live to Win Broken Controller on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST