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captain potato

30 is the new 9

About Me

I eat my mac'n cheese out of the pot so there's one less dish to wash.
Aliens made my profile... SpaceTeem.com

My Interests

Winter. One man grilled cheese eating contests. Beer you gotta chew on

I'd like to meet:

Ronnie Dobbs,Chuck Shick, Lacy Underalls, F.F.Woodycooks, Viv Savage, Navin R.Johnson, Ned Neiderlander,El Guapo Shithead(the dog),Max Hedrum, Walker-Texas-Ranger,Danny Noonan

Music:

Lately: Wilco,Kimya Dawson,Grain,Willie Nelson

Movies:

Last good Theater flick: Superbad

Television:

Mr. Show

Books:

pizza tickets

Heroes:

My Mom, Dad, and sister, Anyone who gets screwed over by society and still finds a way to be happy.

My Blog

chain-letters

Please...Please...Please...for the love of Gary Busy! Don't ever post a chain mail letter! I can't fucking stand them!!! They all suck big ass crack!!! I'm only talking about the ones that say someth...
Posted by captain potato on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:06:00 PST

Trippin Power.

I deliver pizzas. It was the last delivery of the day. I got some gas 1/2 a block from my work. I'm half way out of the driveway and a cop is pulling in and signals me to pull over. Keep in mind, ...
Posted by captain potato on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

Your no friend of mine.

So, yeah,  I'm one of those 200 "friends" folks....Pardon me for  accepting bands that sound decent.  Myspace is a networking dream for smalltime bands,comedians, peantutbutter peddlers...
Posted by captain potato on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST

Lazyness -vs-Hunger

    What a delema.  In my fridge I have peanut butter, jelly, bread and 5 high-lifes.   I can't eat anymore pbj's or I'll blow chunks (literally, I like the chunky p-nut butte...
Posted by captain potato on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST