Matt-itude

OK TO START OFF - NO MESSAGE - NO APPROVE. I'M GETTING A LOT OF REQUESTS BUT NO INTRO FIRST.
I'm Matt and I tell it how it is. If you have a problem with this, bye. This is what makes me tick:
I like Jack Daniels & Coke and Magners. Not in the same glass though.
My closest friends mean the absolute world to me.
I've recently met a lot of new friends who will be with me for life.
I like jokes.
I get giddy when I'm drunk.
When I hear music I like, I will listen to it to death.
TXT SPK pisses me off.
I like curvy women. Not fat - curvy. There is a difference.
Women in PVC nurses outfits should be outlawed just to me.
I like toilet humour.
I love steak and chips with onion rings, pepper sauce and peas.
I love my ESP guitars.
I cannot stand being ignored. It takes nothing to reply.
Hardcore clothing for me is baggy skater jeans, band teeshirt and cap.
I drive a Daewoo Matiz. It's my mums.
I don't like being by myself and will do anything for company.
I need something doing with my hair.
My top friends are awesome, i love them for their hearts, not their hair.
I love my MP3 player.
I love writing music on Reason. I'm currently trying to write some ambient music.
I cannot stand the elitism in hardcore metal.
I cannot wait until I get my full arm tattoo done.
I like incense sticks.
I like Tesco Value chocolate. Cheap but not nasty.
Homer Simpson is my fucking idol.
I have a serious penchant for Dr. Pepper.
I fall for crushes very easily.
If I want to comment your pics, I will. Dont beg.
I love it when its pissing down and I am inside and all warm and dry.
Laying in bed on a lazy sunday with someone you care about is better than any other feeling.
Go to www.myspace.com/essfuckingjay and ask her A/S/L.
I say "win", "For the win" and recite Alan Partridge.
I'm easy to talk to.
Get to know me and you will love me.
If I need the bog, you'll be among the first to know about it.
I can spend upwards of 20 minutes on the john reading.
I want some colour in my otherwise bland hair.
I AM ME. I WILL NOT CHANGE AND BE ANYTHING BUT ME. EVER. TO QUOTE GENESIS "I LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND I LIKE WHAT I KNOW".
I smoke weed. Apart from music, booze and adrenaline, it's the only drug I ever want to do anymore.
Sometimes I twitch my leg continuously. Usually when I'm i the pub.
I hate waking up but once I am, I'm OK.
I hate waking up in the middle of a good dream.
I have all nine Simpsons DVD box sets. The are among my most prized possesions.
Some adverts make me want to kill.
LOL really winds me up.
I don't like it when my profile fucks up because of pictures.
I've listened to the new Biffy Clyro album 150 times according to my MP3 player stats. I'm still not bored of it.
I love it when lyrics make sense and you can relate to them instantly.
I hate it when girls scream at each other - "hiyaaaaaaaaaa". I have ears. I don't want tinitus.
I love having the bit of flesh on the flat bit of my elbow stroked. And the little hairs on my chest.
The best cuddling album in the world...ever? Jimmy Eat World's "Clarity"...
...with Longview's "Mercury" on after it...
I love listening to Jean-Michel Jarre's "Equinoxe" when I can't sleep.
WIN