Interesting objects. Vanilla. Thinking. Doing. Plotting. Scheming. Driving you all insane.
Someone of like mind, who loves life and sees the humor in innapropriately funny situations without being a knob about it. Someone who has interesting, original things to say without resorting to quoting movies, video game ads, commercials, cartoons (especially cult cartoons), Will Ferrell, etc., ad nauseum. Someone attractive, who can make me laugh and make me think. Someone who will watch Waking Life with me and then stay up all night discussing existence and dreams and philosophy without being pompous about their own theories. Someone who will sweep me off of my feet and fuck me blind, then make me dinner as I'm laying breathless on their livingroom floor in post-orgasmic bliss, unable to move. Someone who doesn't get lazy and uses real words, instead of short form or 1337. Someone who is comfortable with metaphors but prefers to speak directly, because they know that metaphors are a cheap way of retaining mystery and ambiguity. Someone who respects my freedom and my happiness enough to let me be myself. I don't want to be 'rescued' from my life. My lifestyle and choices may not be for you, and they sure as hell aren't orthodox, but please don't insult my intelligence by wanting to 'rescue' me from a life that brings me happiness and fulfillment. I am not a damsel in distress. I am a reasonably intelligent, creative 23 year old woman who lives for the day, sets goals for herself and works hard to not only reach them but exceed them. I can take care of myself and I'm mature enough to ask for help when it is needed. There is nothing in the world more annoying than unsolicited advice and assistance. So to you, gallant but inexpedient knights of the world, your misguided call to arms for me is ill-advised and your bumbling attempts to save me will reward you with nothing but my resentment.
Rilo Kiley, Placebo, Garbage, Bedouin Soundclash, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, Bright Eyes, City and Color, Alexisonfire, Hellogoodbye, the Pixies, the White Stripes, Hot Hot Heat, the Vines, the Hives, The Dandy Warhols, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Icarus Line, Iggy and the Stooges
Waking Life, Pi, the Princess Bride, High Fidelity, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, documentaries, Kevin Smith movies, Saved, John Hughes movies, musicals
Ed and Red's Night Party!
I will read ANYTHING. Some of my favorites include: The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1984, How We Believe, Brave New World, Haunted, Diary, Survivor, comic books (Marvel and Image only!) and graphic novels
No thanks. Villains are infinitely more interesting.