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Jenni

Greetings Bum 'oles!

About Me

A few err, nice things that have been said about me:
Jenni is "...nice but a little bit weird" Mathew Kenneally Melbourne Comic Sept 2006
"The perfect combination of sophisticated charm and low brow wit" Dan Brown, Sydney/Country NSW Comic October 2006
"Like finding half a hallucinogenic mescal worm at the bottom of your citrus sports drink" Dave Bloustien Sydney Comic, October 2006.
"A ray of sunshine" Jesse Perez Director of Produkt Media
"Nice rack" Kent Valentine, Sydney Comic and runs comedy event company "A Mic in Hand" with Sam Bowring, at The Friend in Hand Hotel, December 2005.
"Nice rack" Sam Bowring, Sydney Comic and Kent's other half "A Mic In Hand", two weeks after Kent.
"Hey nice rack!" Comedian Hollywood Brett Sheargold
Jenni's dance moves are "...a little be free, a little bit different and a whole lot two step-ish" Sydney Musician Kieran Glasgow, 2006
"A tool" 12 (almost 13) year old Nephew, Christmas 2006
"Jenny: a female donkey" Merriam Webster On-line Dictionary.

My Interests

Embarrassing my friends and annoying those closest to me...for example;
Cute tho isn't he?

I'd like to meet:

Randoms!

Music:

Anything with merit, current fav CD is Zombie Ghost Train's Glad Rags and Body Bags. Love love love love the live music scene.
Gill Scott Heron, Jill Scott, Led Zep, Michael Franti, Kyuss, Sepultura, Mr Bungle, Mr Bamboo, Jamie Ladell, Infectious Groves, Dusty Springfield, Leftfield, NERD, Grace Jones... and the list goes on. I don't listen to commercial radio; fbi and JJJ is as commercial as I get. I also listen to ABC National during the day, 2ser, Skidrow, and other community radio stations.

Movies:

Horror me up. Massive fan of horror movies; witches, vampires, ghosts. ZOMBIES. Witch Finder General is a current fav, The Ring (Jap and USA versions) George Romero (the godfather of zombie flicks). Requiem for a Dream, The Lost HWY Anything good not into bull money spinning garbage.

Television:

I am seriously considering throwing the fucker out

Books:

Street press mainly, love a free mag. Biography's and true stories.

Heroes:

My friends (awwwwww!)
People who do stuff.

My Blog

Anna Nicole Smith: the euthanasia theory.

I was very saddened to hear yesterday that Anna Nicole died yesterday at the age of 39 human years which is only 14 in reality-show star years. Sad because I genuinely felt sorry for the troubled sta...
Posted by Jenni on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

Last night after Y&J

I went down to All Nations for a couple with the Devils Workshop Gang and on the way home......I was recognised! First time ever! Cute couple and big time comedy enthusiasts! I can now wear my "Jenni...
Posted by Jenni on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:29:00 PST

The Competition!

I wasn't very serious about this top 100 (think www.hotornot.com) site I found the other day until I noticed the competition...I'm competing with porn! http://www.bowio.com/myspace_top_100.html And w...
Posted by Jenni on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

Christmas Guilt

This Christmas I decided not to give any presents. Instead I brought Christmas cards and attached small Christmas chocolates to the envelope of each blank card. And so when anybody gave me a Christmas...
Posted by Jenni on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST

Do You Support the International Buy Nothing Day and Will You Participate?

Did you know that today is International Buy Nothing Day? Well it's true!Every November, for 24 hours, people around the world pledge to themselves to buy absolutely nothing for 24 hours. ...
Posted by Jenni on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

Bogan Mothers Don't Care About Their Bogan Daughters

Like most young girls, hair brush in hand, I used to sing in front of the bathroom mirror. What made me different/in-need of some very strong medication was that I sincerely thought Johnny Young and...
Posted by Jenni on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

Today at work&..

Someone read my F*#$KING DIARY! And it wasn't my work diary! I wouldn't care about that, I sit that on my desk open for who ever to read. It was my personal diary containing very intimate thoughts...
Posted by Jenni on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

Pyjamas!

I like pyjamas, they're cute and comfortable. I wish I could wear them all day every day, not just the daze when I'm hung-over. (Refer to a previous blog for my ode to the great and grand To...
Posted by Jenni on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

Knock Knock!

Who's there? Shout! Shout! who? Shout to the heart and your to late! Honey, you give love a bad name!  
Posted by Jenni on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:15:00 PST

The old

Since we've never met, I've taken the liberty of creating a list of pros and con's; reasons why you should add me. Pros Cute, fun, funny and fun-tastic, a comic and a comedian. I'll be your best fr...
Posted by Jenni on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST