That's no yarmulke, it's a space station |
T..oday Im going to a Jewish wedding and Im not happy because Ive just found out that Ive got to bring my own yarmulke/kippah/skull-cap.This isnt a logistical problem because Ive been to Jewish ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:58:00 GMT |
Asbestos for Breakfast |
T..he brand of porridge that I eat for breakfast everyday, bears an uncanny resemblance to everyones favourite, carcinogenic, flame retardant from the 50s, but for some reason I still eat it. Just.An...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:24:00 GMT |
Cage's Reduction |
If you're doing a "to-camera" piece in public, then the credibility
that you're automatically afforded by those who pass you in the street
is directly related to the number of crew you have with you...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:58:00 GMT |
Where Have all the Gentlemen Gone? |
The only memorable impression I have of Stockport, is a result of
the toilets at the train station; perhaps not the most glamourous of
beginnings, but youve got to start somewhere.
Last week I w...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:02:00 GMT |
Weapons of mass deception |
Date: 21st July 2008 Time: 09:13 GMT +0 Location: Angel, London, England Recently Iran conducted missile tests and released the photos to the world, but not before Photoshopping out a missile tha...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:47:00 GMT |
Regret |
Date: 19th July 2008 Time: 11:54 GMT +0 Location: Bootle, Liverpool, England Last night I bought a "meat" pie from a late night Chinese restaurant in Liverpool.Enough said.
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:46:00 GMT |
Bat Expectations |
Date: 11th July 2008 Time: 15:43 GMT +1 Location: Rue de Bellechasse, Paris, France 'The Dark Knight' comes out at the cinema this week, and I'm excited. I'm excited because I love Batman, I'm ex...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:44:00 GMT |
Smile for the insecurity camera |
Date: 4th July 2008 Time: 09:93 GMT Location: Radlett, Hertsfordshire, England You can't go anywhere now without seeing, 'This area is under camera surveillance for the comfort and safety of c...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:43:00 GMT |
Passport stamps of disapproval |
Date: 25th June 2008 Time: 14:00 GMT +1 Location: Calahonda, Spain Given our track record as a nation, it really isn't fair to complain about being a victim of racist behaviour while overseas. ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:40:00 GMT |
Checking out the self-serve supermarket |
Woolworths haave introduced self-serve checkouts. These are filthy little tracts of land where you swipe your own items, bag your own groceries and manage your own payment, all under the watch of a te...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:38:00 GMT |
