Arise loyal subjects. I am the King of Portonia, your ruler and master. Obey the rules of I and my Knights and you shall do no wrong. Please do not be bitter about my royal standing or of the standing of those at my side. Your King is a worthy one so please take time to get to know him. Embrace him. Love him.
The life and times of your King
The King is:
Royalty|A Man|A Myth|A Legend|A Alcohol Enthusiast|An Enemy of None|A Friend to Most|A Leader to All|A Learner|A Teacher|A Hot Son of a Gun
The King Likes:
His Amigos|His Castle|Iain|Alcohol|Prince Gambon de PompadourI|Beelzebub|Poberethito|Wrestling|Drama|Music|Toys|
When a Girl Bites Her Bottom Lip|Amsterdam
The King Watches:
Scrubs|Family Guy|Arrested Developement|American Dad|The Simpsons|Wrestling|Still Game
The King Listens to:
Spinto Band|Camera Obscura|Ryan Adams|Kasabian|Kaiser Chiefs|Jet|The Zutons|Alex Llyod|Flickerstick|The Bravery|The Beatles|Peter Bjorn and John|Starsailor|Howling Bells|The Rapture|Gwen Stefani|The Last Town Chorus|Goo Goo Dolls|Bloc Party|Crowded House|Eels|Belle and Sebastian|Maximo Park|Artic Monkeys|The Kooks|Muse|The Subways|Upper Room|Bluetones|Supergrass|Cap tain|The Doves|Razorlight|The Fratellis|The Dead 60s
Films Worthy of a King:
Anchorman|Stuck on You|Pulp Fiction|Family Guy|Thundercats: The Movie|Transformers: The Movie|Resevior Dogs|Stand by Me|Momento|The Holy Grail
Ok so you have caught me! The King is also a lazy bastard and has just copied this from bebo but it shall be changed as soon as i get a half decent internet connection. Promise!
