Drinking, gigging, drinking , festies, eh, drinking,gigs, partying with mates and eh drinking, why what the hell else is there? My main poor girl with a rich girl's habit is travelling, theres defo more to life than Scotia!!! If theres any ozzy blokes looking for a visa trade , I'm yer sheila, ha ha !!
I'd like to meet:
If we are talkin famous people then no one really, bound to burst your bubble, sure most are just marginally talented wanks with money and an ego transporting them from rehab to rehab. In saying that I would sell my mother for one bite on Julian Casablacas'ass. To be fair, like to have had a smoke with Bill Hicks, I wonder if he has found out what really happened to JFK on the other side!WHOOOOOOO!!!! Would've give my left leg to have chatted obscure tunes with the man like John Peel before he kicked the proverbial,(although my right one is the least damaged I feel that's still quite a price!) shed tears that year guys!!! Oh , I will say that I'd like to meet a nice boy that's into his choooons but it would appear that all the good blokes in this hellhole have either emigrated or have been stolen - if the latter is correct could you please return them to the country and no further action will be taken on the matter!!!!!!!!!!!
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Music:
This week I will be mostly listening to- The zutons, the Flaming lips, the racauteurs, dickie ashcroft,the charlatans, primal scream - The ever so adorable magic numbers, the Strokes, Dykeenies, Aim, Kings of leon, Arcade fire, LCD soundsystem,Nightmares on wax,Cut chemist, nouvelle vague, Camera obscura, Cold war kids,The guillemots, Kasabian, Libetines,Death in vegas, Artic Monkeys,Zutons, Teenage Fanclub,Camera obscura,Air ,Daft Punk, Errors, Howling Bells, Racanteurs, Mr scruff, Dykeenies, the very recently discovered Peter Bjorn and John- oh how I yearn for more Swedish loveliness,My latest novel, Teenage fanclub, other side of this random musical spectrum-good banging bloody techno and house ie Laurent Garnier is the king!!! although I'm gearing much more towards the twang than the beats these days. Will always love Belle and Sebastian till I die. I would challenge anyone or possibly make them eat their own poo who would disagree that a gig in the legendary barras headlined by any of their most pedistooled musicians is not an experience worth chopping up your three year old for-you'd have to be in need of some serious psychological assessment not to agree, don't you think!! In short I like anything that's good, and it's not a matter of taste , if you don't agree then you are, in short, wrong!!! good solid new music-Aaaaaaaaghhh keep it coming I funkin love it !!!
Movies:
Loving the scaries, I dont care if it's not cool for skool, anything that brings you to the point of soiling yourself's gotta be worth a sneaky peek. Seeing pulp fiction in the cinema as a relative young-un, hooked me on Tarantino's, althought was I the only one that seen Hostel take the whole blood and gutts pain threshold thing to far with that ankles scene, I can hardly walk for thinking about it. Loving Kuberic, Pedro Almodovar( get in, the man's a genius!) ,David lynch for a right good head fuck, Danny Boyle and countless others that I've watched whilst too wrecked to retain any short term memory( uh ohh Memento flashback,) Guy pearce MMMMmmmmn
Television:
Big fan of Little Britain, those boys are just wrong, and I love it!!! Love Despie housewifes predictabley enough, Vi and Bob, Fast show,twin peaks, The Office, Shameless, Scrubs, Peep Show , sugar rush-how bloody horny is that program, I can see 16 year olds all over the British isles jumping the fence as we speak! Who the fuck has seen the mighty boosh??? Warped mayhem and should be given a bafta for "anybody wanna see my man-gina" And the one and the only origional ground breaker, the untouchable, "this Life" Hail to princess daniella nardini, you really were a spot on tough-assed cockey Glasgow uber-bitch in that piece of cult excellence, we salute you and cheers to who ever decided to run the whole series again!!!!!!!!!!! HATE Russell brand, gave him dogs abuse at the edinburgh festie, no wonder the fanny was walking about himself!!
Books:
Favourite gotta be the diceman, by luke rhinehart- 50 millagrams of this these wacked out pieces of idealism'll would leave Lorainne Kelly beggin to be labotomised!!! Fave writer gotta be Christopher Brookemyre, the man is the very esscence of black Scottish humour who'll've left Irvine Welsh wondering why he bothered his arse after Trainspotting!! Not much of a reader as it happens, dif strokes fur dif folks an all that sheeite.
Heroes:
John Peel only, the man lived and died a legend. Get a grip and find your own nieches. Be true to your own identity, the wackier the better. If you like it run with it, don't be misled by shitty ad. campaigns with size zero birds in need of a fish supper telling you what's hot an what's not.( cant tell I like bill hicks eh!!) You are what makes you special and individual. Hang the sheep!!!!!! Pack all those bleetin fuckwits of to hell, eh or the Fubar, dunno what's worse actually!!!!
