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Beelzebub

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About Me

hi, i'm assaf. i live in l.a. with my amazing girlfriend and 4 plants that i'm desperately trying to keep alive. i love my friends (near & far), my family and i'm always happy to meet new, positive people. i don't like drama. life's too short so i try to be selective. i do miss my friends from S.F., Palo Alto, Berkeley, Rutgers, NYC and Israel, so i'm grateful to myspace for providing a forum that lets me stay in contact with my various friends in one place. i'm fortunate enough to be working as an actor in this crazy industry that gets a bad rap. despite all the cliches, i work with and meet creative, brilliant and driven people almost every day in l.a. they enrich my life and for that i'm grateful. ok, enough hippy crap. i'm really not that new-agey touchy-feely guy. don't believe me? well, why don't you go make me a sandwich.
You Are Incredibly Logical
Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer! How Logical Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear. The Underwear Oracle
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My Interests

world peace and winning the lottery (not necessarily in that order...)

I'd like to meet:

Clinton, Shakespeare, Portman, God, Walken, Picaso, Einstein, Hawking, Friedman (Thomas), Russert, Wafa Sultan, Jolie and Rove (evil fascinates me)

Music:

fa la la.

Movies:

I like movies. But do movies like me?

Television:

Dual-Tuner DVR, baby. Just hand me the remote and no one gets hurt.Some favorites - Boston Legal, Dexter, Heroes (Yataaaa!), 30 Rock, 24, Big Love, Entourage, Monk, The Family Guy, 60 Minutes, Meet the Press (RIP: Over There, Sleeper Cell, Sopranos)

Books:

Books? Oh, you mean scripts and screenplays!

Heroes:

Anyone who bravely confronts his fears while pursuing his passion with conviction, humanity and intelligence.Specifically: Wafa Sultan & Nonie Darwish (search them out on youtube), Nelson Mandela, Sadat, Clinton, Mom & Dad. And of course Mighty Mouse.

My Blog

Assaf interviewed in Israeli Newspapers

So, they recently aired my first episode of Entourage in Israel and I've been fortunate enough to have a few really good interviews/articles written about me.  Some of the details are a bit off, ...
Posted by Beelzebub on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST

Various Assaf Video Clips

I appeared as a Buckingham Palace guard in a "Salman Rushdie" skit on FOX's The Half Hour Comedy Hour. It's about 2.5 minutes long and kind of funny. Yes, Fox leans to the right, but this skit is eq...
Posted by Beelzebub on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:55:00 PST

Sands of Passion

Here is episode 9 of Jerry Zucker's hit webisode series Sands of Passion, in which I play attorney Rafi Fetwa.  I appear about 3 and a half minutes into the episode, but watch the whole thing...&...
Posted by Beelzebub on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

Winning an Oscar!

So my short film West West Bank Story won the Academy Award for Best Live-Action Short Film a few nights ago!  I couldn't be more thrilled and grateful to everyone involved.  ...
Posted by Beelzebub on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

Say NO to the top 8!

Remember picking teams in elementary school?  Two captains would choose teams from a lineup of their classmates.  One by one, the kids would be picked for their respective groups. ...
Posted by Beelzebub on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST