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This Sabra is Bonafied

I've already been to heaven & after 5 minutes I was like "Let's go!"

About Me

I have fun, I say what I want, I do what I want...which sometimes gets me into trouble...but I like trouble......I use the word fuck like it's my job...I go into a bar & sailors come running out...I am in the Society for Creative Anachronism (www.sca.org)...I love to dance, and drink...and party with my friends...I kill at buccaneer backgammon...I am not easily offended, but I do have a short attention span...you'll have to work to keep my attention, but I'm worth it.

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My Interests

Tats, good food, good beer, sexy clothes, travel, belly dancing, hot men, lazy Sundays, laughing, Pyrates, my friends, shoes, music, sexy chicks, pirate porn, red meat, puddin' wraslin', cat o' nine, good conversation, olives, corsets, fire arts, theatre, latex n lace, Rum, movies, mac & cheeze, camp fires, buccaneer backgammon, Rum, music, Tombstone, burlesque, Suicide Girls, snow crab, Guinness, SHOES!! travel, pot, laughter, Velvet Hammers, The Wyld Rose, BBQWorrying is like a rocking chair...it gives you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere....write that down...

I'd like to meet:

People who actually do what they say they are going to do...people who show up when they say they are going to show up...and why is it people on myspace find it necessary to prove how smart & philosophical they are? If you feel like you need to use big words to impress me, don't bother-I'm not impressed at all. If your in the SCA...send me a message...I love meeting new SCAdian's! If your not, chances are I won't answer... Oh yeah & if you can't get into a bar, there's really no point in trying to talk to me. Other than that...Neil Patrick Harris, Lorenzo Music (the ORIGINAL voice of Peter Venkman on The Real Ghostbusters), Peter Cullen (The ORIGINAL cartoon & movie voice of Optimus Prime in The Transformers), Seth Green, Scott Weiland, Eddie Izzard

Music:

Lily Allen, Sia, STP, Lifehouse, Authority Zero And many, many others...I am very eclectic...from Beasties to Jimmy Buffet...the Beatles to Everlast...

Movies:

The Godfather, Boondock Saints, Van Wilder, Bring it On, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Long Kiss Goodnight, anything NPH is in...so many more "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti"

Television:

Any of the Law & Orders, Buffy, Supernatural, Medium, Bones, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, Project Runway, SYTYCD!

Books:

Any Historical Fiction, Diana Gabaldon, Margret George, OLD Anne Rice...Karen Finley, Laurin Colwin, Christopher Moore

Heroes:

my dogs...and my grandpa...and our soldiers

My Blog

The Man, The Myth, the one & only NPH

KISS THE BARNEY STONE! WHO'S AWESOME? THAT'S RIGHT.... ...
Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:21:00 PST

Unite my Pastafarian Brothers & Sisters!

  The canonical beliefs of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are set forth by Henderson in the Open Letter, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and on Henderson's web site, where he is describ...
Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:47:00 PST

Christian the Lion

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Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:20:00 PST

New Season of SYTYCD

Love this piece!  It's about a soldier going off to war and leaving his love behind...so moving...I was on the verge of tears while I watched it.  ...
Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:58:00 PST

I am my beloveds and my beloved is mine.

I have fallen in love with an amazing man. He is the most wonderful, caring, loving man I have ever met. He has a depth that most people have no idea exists. I had several months to get to know him...
Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:57:00 PST

This guy is so on my team next time!

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Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:50:00 PST

Are u with me???

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Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

Adventures of Wounded Giraffe & Wounded Zebra

Chronical I:Chapter 1...Wounded Giraffe & Wounded Zebra were hunting thru the Jungles of Vietchune deep in the province of Discarded Panties se...
Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:41:00 PST

Adventures of Wounded Giraffe & Wounded Zebra Pt 2

Our Debacherous Duo followed the trail of the Wounded Gazelle to the the Codam Plateau of the Sad Pants Region-ish, but they had JUST missed her (but her scent was still in the air)...(damn gurl....)...
Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

Sabralicicous definition

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Posted by This Sabra is Bonafied on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST