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The more knowledge obtained, the greater the mind.

About Me

Me firing a .308 machine gun with no muzzle rise 2
.. Me firing a .308 FAL machine gun with no muzzle rise
.. Fighter practice
In SCA the I'm known as -Lord Einarr Atgorvi maor or better known as BammBamm. Currently I am the Chief Design Engineer-Founder for my research and development company ( www.ellipticalmobilesolutions.com ). The company Youtube site is www.youtube.com/ellipticalmobile . An inventor am I. The first of 8 domestic patents filed has now been granted on Dec 9 2008. We also have 24 international patents filed.I have been a professional gunsmith specializing in class 3 machine guns, assault rifles, suppressors and sniper rifles. Then I worked doing carbon composite ballistic armour development and prototyping. I invented unbreakable skateboards and an entire line of ballistic armour. I have also been machinist, industrial mechanic, telemarketer, door to door toy salesman, escort driver and a bouncer. I am a generally smiling and a happy person with a personality bigger than myself. Nothing about me is quite. I've been told I sound like I'm talking out of the bottom of a 55 gallon drum or from the prow of a ship. I have several hobbies. I belong to the SCA for the last 15 years. A medieval reenactment organization with full contact fighting. I am apprenticed to my best friend kirby Wise as a swordsmith. I also collect and restore antiquities, mostly BC artifacts. I work metal, wood, plastics, textiles (cross stitch, embroidery, blackwork), Carbon and other fiber composites, leather (hard and soft, stitching, tooling). I AM A PAGAN. Spirituality is one of the major focuses in my life. I follow the ways of old in the interest of Classical and Norse pantheons. I have been an ordained mister of the Asatru faith for ten years. I spent the last several years isolated in little tiny woodshop building my most recent invention. Now I'm free from the stress of all my friends, people I respect, their friends and families who all invested their life savings or children’s college fund in our idea(but left to me to make work)to the tune of millions of dollars and years on end. I consider myself a recovering workaholic on a working treatment plan. I have 2 beautiful little girls Sasha Rhiannan(9) and Avalyn Reyna (3)who live with their mother. <object

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SMART and/or SMART AND PRETTY PEOPLE. To be my friend you must not think like everyone else, you must be talented, you must have something unique to offer the world. Of course, I prefer sights that are easy on the eyes but do not forget it's all about the BIG brain.

My Blog

My favorite "Fail" Vid

I love hearing the people scream..Ha Ha.
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:18:00 GMT

I've never done this

Monkey See.....
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:28:00 GMT

All in the name of Yahweh

Deuteronomy 17:3-7: If anyone "...hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded; And it be told thee, and thou...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:47:00 GMT

Reminds me of grade school

Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:07:00 GMT

Ships go back to sails

It has a trigeneration power system, solar panels and water reprocessing. The sails are for free propulsion
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:39:00 GMT

I have SOOOO done this in melee.

It was about 7 months ago at Atenveldt fighter pratice. We wern't using tape in melee. The fight was spinning in place and I only had a concept of who was on my side.  Needless to say I smashed my own...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 16:18:00 GMT

We be lovin it


Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 11:25:00 GMT

I want me a classy chick like this one

Had to Pee
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 11:10:00 GMT

The best bar

Don't Stop Your Screaming
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 10:42:00 GMT

Gotta love nerds

In An Apatow World
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 12:49:00 GMT