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Mr Alphabet

i sold out and joined myspace but what is it?

About Me

NEWS JUST IN........the legendary "worst song in the world EVER" has been added. "D Song" was written in under 5 minutes while under the influence of 14 litres of sunny d. read what the music world say about it..."i would rather stick a red hot poker up my ass than have to listen to that awful "D Song" again" (NME). "that Mr A sucks big time..0/10" (the rolling stone magazine).one day in october 2005 robert smith was down his local poundshop in search of that exclusive £1 'everlasting curry' when he had a brainwave. what he wanted to make his life complete was some buttmunch to murder his beautiful songs. later that night as the turtle got curious robert sat on his throne with a look of extreme pain on his face due to pinching off an exceptionally large loaf...his dream came true....he had produced a singing poo (bit like mr hanky but not exactly cos i dont wanna be sued by south park over singing poos copyrights, and anyway the one in question here is not a xmas poo, it's more of an autumny poo..."robert smith, the top is the best album eveeeer") anyway back to the story...as robert soothed his stinging ring and nobby stiles with preparation h cream he named the stinky turd 'mr alphabet' and ordered him to record the "crappy medley"...and thus mr alphabet was invented. robert has announced it as "THE BEST ANAL RELEASE EVER AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN YOU DONT LIKE THE CURE...LOVE ROBERT XX (THE CAPS SHIFT WHORE OF OLD LONDON TOWN)"

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/5/2005
Band Members: mr alphabet:-kazoo/pink oboe/pot noodle chicken and mushroom shakers/bottom burps/bass/piano/keyboard/guitar/drums/harmonica/vox
Influences: cure, cocteau twins, kitchens of distinction, new order, my bloody valentine, beatles, autumns, pixies, david bowie, chameleons, boo radleys, velvet underground, stone roses, pink floyd, coldplay, teenage fanclub, 18 wheeler, radiohead, rem, jimi hendrix, clash, joy division, interpol, levinhurst, echo and the bunnymen, byrds, sisters of mercy, house of love, crowded house, psychedelic furs, flaming lips, pale saints, ride, doves
Sounds Like: a steaming turd of a record
Type of Label: None

My Blog

VOTE!!!

i'd be interested to know what people think is the best song out of the 4 here so i'd appreciate any feedback, just a quick reply with the name of the song you think is the best/least worst silent scr...
Posted by Mr Alphabet on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

Freeflight

the full length of this track is 6 minutes long so i edited it down for myspace, it's about the 3rd reworking of this particular song till i finally nailed it. here's a translation of m...
Posted by Mr Alphabet on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:06:00 PST

Invisible

i was trying to do a complete song with verses/chorus/middle 8 in under two minutes like all the old 1950/1960's records. bah i think it clocked in at 2.01 even with a quick fade out at end ...
Posted by Mr Alphabet on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

Sister Moonlight

this one probably has the best intro i've ever done, i like how it builds up. here's the lyrics cos i know i dont enunciate the words very well and people often ask what the hell am i singing! Sister ...
Posted by Mr Alphabet on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

Silent Scream

my first ever blog *feelin proud of myself that i got off my fat ass to do it, well i'm still kinda still sitting on my fat ass and doin it but you get the idea* "silent scream" is a brand new song th...
Posted by Mr Alphabet on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST