Dr. Albert Hoffman developed Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25 in 1938. Five years later he accidentally absorbed a tiny dose through his skin and had to stop working, experiencing intoxication, dizziness and two hours of mind-bending hallucinations. Clearly a man who knows how to party, his first response was "I gots to get me some more of that shit."He didn't mess around. Three days later he took 250 micrograms, now known to be over 10 times the threshold dose for humans. He later claimed that this was a miscalculation, but we're fairly sure when he said that he winked and added, "Right, guys?" He spent the rest of the day in a state scientifically categorized as "high off his tits." He was unable to speak clearly, he saw sounds, was afraid of witches, threatened by his furniture and watched the best fireworks display the world has ever seen go off inside his eyeballs. The next day he decided, "The world must share this feeling," and spent the rest of his life campaigning for LSD applications, despite some idiot hippies getting it banned and ruining it for everyone.Dr. Hoffman's heaping helping of acid has had effects on science development since: Professor Crick, one of the men who figured out a little thing called DNA, admitted that he used LSD to boost his powers of thought which should be obvious. While we're sure that decoding DNA took all kinds of "science" and "experiments," when your final result is "All life is like spelled out in an alphabet of chemicals, man, two helices spiraling around each other and it's the same way for all the animals and plants and everything," then we don't care how correct that might be. There's only one thing to be said: totally high.
Mr. T, Chuck Norris (I was all about Chuck Norris way before the craze began), Kool and his Gang, Al Michaels for putting up with John Madden week after week, the entire cast of Pootie Tang, John Mayer so I can tell him "That's Enough", John Madden so I can tell him to give me a "Madden-ism" (I.E. Here's a guy who when he throws the ball into the end zone and the receiver catches it, that's gonna be a touchdown), just about anyone who I deem cool enough to meet, that goes for anyone. . .(hint hint, ladies. . .)
Too much to list, so I'll just list some of the greats: The Allman Bros., The Beatles, Coheed and Cambria, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Depeche Mode, DETHKLOK, Dio, The Doors, Edge of Sanity, Ensiferum, John Fogerty, The Grateful Dead, Guns N' Roses, He Is Legend, Jimi Hendrix, Hootie and the Blowfish, Incubus, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Metallica, mewithoutYou, Mudvayne, Muse, Necrophagist, Nirvana, Opeth, Orgy(laugh if you want, I think they're the shit), my all time favorite band is Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Queen, Spoon, Viking Metal, Wintersun, this and that, you know how it goes. All in all, I lika da music.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, anything with Gary Busey, The Boondock Saints, Dodgeball, Dreamcatcher, Forrest Gump, Friday, Next Friday, and, yes, Friday After Next(which was stolen from me), The Indiana Jones Trilogy(NOW A QUADRILOGY), Jackie Brown, all James Bond movies, Kill Bill Vol 1&2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Nacho Libre, a lot of my friends are gonna hate me for this, but, Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Silent Hill, Spaceballs, Starsky and Hutch, The Star Wars Anthology, I thoroughly enjoyed the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Warriors, Wedding Crashers, many more to list, but for some reason (my, it's smokey in here!) can't think of. Some movies are good, but surely not all of them.
I don't watch much TV, but when I do, it's usually good times. Lost, Heroes, South Park, The Simpsons, of course Family Guy,(pshhh, who doesn't like Family Guy, and to say so is blasphemy.) DETHKLOK, The Boondocks, Futurama, basically AdultSwim is good TV. Television is good sometimes, but mostly it's just crap.
Books are cool most of the time. Anything by Stephen King is good in my eyes, Tolkien is da bomb diggity, as well. Anything really, if I find the prospect of reading it interesting, I'll read it.
Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Nick Mason, and Rick Wright for giving me the best music ever, Mr. Syd Barrett, Steve Buscemi, anyone that ugly who can still score is an inspiration to me, plus, he's the friggin' man, John Madden, Mr. T, because I long to pity fools, and Bill Clinton, please come back Bill, we miss you. We being me. Also: