Stuff.
Gangstas.
Hip hop is like so sweet, omfg.
The one where the guy attacks the other guy with a headphone wire.
That show, where the one guy feeds Turtleface a whole bag of peanuts during the movie... and the best part, is that Turtleface is allergic!
[11:00] Lets Buy Guns X: i think im gonna need a new
harddrive
[11:00] Lets Buy Guns X: lets go search the forest for one
[11:01] UshieWhispazHQ: search the forest, eh?
[11:01] Lets Buy Guns X: where else
[11:01] Lets Buy Guns X: friend of the night
[11:01] UshieWhispazHQ: indeed
[11:02] UshieWhispazHQ: i was saying that as an implied, "i like the sound of that" idea that most people get in adventure movies, when they scratch their chin and say, "let's do it"
[11:03] Lets Buy Guns X: well ok then
[11:03] Lets Buy Guns X: lets mosey out
[11:05] UshieWhispazHQ: did we leave yet?
[11:05] Lets Buy Guns X: yes
[11:05] UshieWhispazHQ: ok
[11:05] UshieWhispazHQ: you have to tell me these thingsa
[11:05] Lets Buy Guns X: roll to see if you miss the pitfall or not
[11:05] UshieWhispazHQ: ALAS!
[11:06] UshieWhispazHQ: my squire has been lost
[11:07] Lets Buy Guns X: hmm
[11:07] Lets Buy Guns X: there is a miniture gnome in front of you
[11:07] Lets Buy Guns X: if you want you can ask him how to get out of the pitfall
[11:07] UshieWhispazHQ: only my squire was lost in the pitfall
[11:07] Lets Buy Guns X: yeah
[11:07] Lets Buy Guns X: to get him out
[11:07] Lets Buy Guns X: cause its deep
[11:08] Lets Buy Guns X: and you might want to check his bodies
[11:08] Lets Buy Guns X: for wiretaps
[11:08] UshieWhispazHQ: that's true
[11:08] Lets Buy Guns X: because you can't ever be too sure
[11:08] Lets Buy Guns X: even in a medieval fantasy setting
[11:08] UshieWhispazHQ: "Gnome, how may I excavate th body of my dear friend and squire?"
[11:10] UshieWhispazHQ: did the gnome die? what's going on?
[11:10] Lets Buy Guns X: "Hello fellow adventurer, welcome to space station 12 the nether forest. We have many traps set to catch those lost in our green labryinth. If you pour pixie dust on him, and he thinks of a happy trhought, he will float to you. Then, if you are lucky, knight of good, you can take the wiretap and place it on an enemy to gain intelligence, increasing your rank to...."
[11:10] Lets Buy Guns X: "Recon!"
[11:10] Lets Buy Guns X: Now roll to see if the pixie dust lands on Squire Todd or not
[11:10] UshieWhispazHQ: (roll)
[11:11] Lets Buy Guns X: ouch
[11:11] Lets Buy Guns X: it landed on the gnome instead
[11:11] Lets Buy Guns X: you can try to grab him if you want, but you better hurry
[11:11] Lets Buy Guns X: he is already 23 feet in the air
[11:11] UshieWhispazHQ: I grab his feet to keep him down
[11:11] Lets Buy Guns X: ok
[11:11] UshieWhispazHQ: but when i started typing that he was only chest high
[11:11] Lets Buy Guns X: using your elaborate shapeshifting sollerets
[11:12] Lets Buy Guns X: you gain height
[11:12] Lets Buy Guns X: and grab the gnome
[11:12] Lets Buy Guns X: "Thank you Knight of Aunt Loving, I forever am in your debt. I grant you 23 experience points which you may divide into your swimming pool"
[11:13] UshieWhispazHQ: Knight of Aunt Loving? what kind of avdventure game is this?
[11:13] UshieWhispazHQ: adventure*
[11:13] Lets Buy Guns X: ...
[11:13] UshieWhispazHQ: and why do i have a swimming pool
[11:14] Lets Buy Guns X: ...
[11:14] UshieWhispazHQ: The Ush doesn't swim
[11:14] Lets Buy Guns X: its a medieval fantasy adventure
[11:14] UshieWhispazHQ: but The Ush doesn't swim
[11:14] Lets Buy Guns X: ...
[11:14] Lets Buy Guns X: im threw
[11:14] UshieWhispazHQ: therefore, he has no use for a swimming pool
[11:14] UshieWhispazHQ: threw?
[11:15] UshieWhispazHQ: like, someone picked you up and tossed you?
[11:15] UshieWhispazHQ: IS IT A FOREST TROLL?!?!?!
[11:15] Lets Buy Guns X: suddenly
[11:15] Lets Buy Guns X: a forest troll breaks out from the stable
[11:15] Lets Buy Guns X: "I am Ekron, leader of this domain. Who are you and why have you come to my 10 minute Donkey Lube Stable establishment?"
[11:17] UshieWhispazHQ: "I, apparently, am an Aunt Loving Knight of Good and this is a gnome, we are seeking a new harddrive for Sir Bad, Prince of Mittens, so he can enjoy fine gaming and superior speed on his PC."
[11:18] Lets Buy Guns X: "Well you have come to the wrong place Merchant. I have no need for new snow tires for my steed. Be gone..."
[11:19] Lets Buy Guns X: suddenly the gnome speaks
[11:19] UshieWhispazHQ: suddenly
[11:19] Lets Buy Guns X: "Knight of Radish, you must not let him think we actually aren't merchants. He has a sickness, and only sees good people as merchants who want to sell him things he doesn't need!"
[11:20] UshieWhispazHQ: "Would he be interested in this 45 vinyl of Whitney Houston?"
[11:20] Lets Buy Guns X: "If only Fronlo the wizard was here, he could cure him, and then we could ask him for the map of Kalingkar"
[11:20] Lets Buy Guns X: "Yes!"
[11:20] Lets Buy Guns X: "Maybe that will tide him over until we find Fronlo!"
[11:22] UshieWhispazHQ: I shall roll to see if we find Fronlo in time, before we are doomed to an eternal fate of selling Ekron useless vinyl of horrible music
[11:22] Lets Buy Guns X: ok do it
[11:22] UshieWhispazHQ: (roll)
[11:22] Lets Buy Guns X: ...
[11:22] Lets Buy Guns X: ok well
[11:23] Lets Buy Guns X: Fronlo arrives, but only when Ekron realizes you sold him a Vinyl, when he only has A-track.
[11:23] Lets Buy Guns X: Prepare to do battle, this one is a Pincer Attack. Ekron's Donkey, Bermuda, has flanked you.
[11:24] Lets Buy Guns X: "Knight, Gnome, I am Fronlo, Wizard of the 48th Fleet of Cabbages!"
[11:24] Lets Buy Guns X: "Let us lay waste to this blight bringing savages!"
[11:25] Lets Buy Guns X: Fronlo casts a level 6 fireball, since he is blind, he misses and sets the stable on fire.
[11:26] UshieWhispazHQ: I will roll out of the way, towards Ekron, while simultaneously using my +78 troll gullet piercing spear, which, indeed pierces Ekron's gullet, but only because Fronlo has used a controlling spell of some sort, because he's a frickin' wizard
[11:26] Lets Buy Guns X: ok
[11:26] Lets Buy Guns X: but
[11:26] UshieWhispazHQ: and is lind and had to atone for burning down the stable
[11:26] UshieWhispazHQ: blind*
[11:26] Lets Buy Guns X: when Fronlo tries to cast the controlling spell though
[11:26] Lets Buy Guns X: he is still blind
[11:26] Lets Buy Guns X: so he misses
[11:26] Lets Buy Guns X: and it hits Bermuda
[11:27] Lets Buy Guns X: now Bermuda is doing Fronlo's fantasies
[11:27] Lets Buy Guns X: because the controlling spell
[11:27] UshieWhispazHQ: . . . . . .
[11:27] Lets Buy Guns X: makes people live out what Fronlo wants dearly
[11:28] Lets Buy Guns X: so Bermuda is now in the burnt down Stable, powdering her nose, awaiting fronlo, in heat
[11:29] UshieWhispazHQ: I hold Fronlo back from going into the burning stable to "have at" so to speak, his "dame" while Gnome uses Gnomish magic to do other things that are good for the cause we have and which i am currently unaware of
[11:29] Lets Buy Guns X: Yes
[11:29] Lets Buy Guns X: Gnome casts Earth Shield, stopping Ekron from getting hit from you spear.
[11:30] Lets Buy Guns X: and says
[11:30] Lets Buy Guns X: "Now my true colors show, I am a pacifist and there will be none more of this while we all live."
[11:30] Lets Buy Guns X: But Ekron takes advantage of this, attacking you with full force while you can do nothing about it.
[11:30] Lets Buy Guns X: Roll to see if you wake up, or if its real.
[11:31] UshieWhispazHQ: [sigh(roll)]
[11:31] Lets Buy Guns X: Suddenly you awaken, next to what seems to be a beautiful dame.
[11:31] UshieWhispazHQ: ok
[11:31] UshieWhispazHQ: i don't like the "what seems to be"
[11:31] Lets Buy Guns X: What do you do?
[11:32] UshieWhispazHQ: I see if that is actually a beautiful dame or not, that shit ain't cool.
[11:33] Lets Buy Guns X: As you roll her over, you realize you are next to Bermuda!
[11:33] Lets Buy Guns X: roll to see if you wake up, or if this is real
[11:33] UshieWhispazHQ: Just say, "It is a beautiful dame, but just as you are about to 'get down' Gnome and Fronlo bust in and are all like, "WE MUST QUEST!"
[11:34] UshieWhispazHQ: just say that
[11:34] Lets Buy Guns X: ..
[11:34] UshieWhispazHQ: twice
[11:34] UshieWhispazHQ: alright, well, i'm about to leave my house
[11:34] Lets Buy Guns X: ?
[11:34] Lets Buy Guns X: WTF
[11:35] Lets Buy Guns X: We are questing
[11:35] UshieWhispazHQ: this isn't part of the game
[11:35] UshieWhispazHQ: i know
[11:35] Lets Buy Guns X: ..well
[11:35] Lets Buy Guns X: if you know
[11:35] UshieWhispazHQ: we'll continue later
[11:35] Lets Buy Guns X: why are you leaving
[11:35] UshieWhispazHQ: i have to go to my great uncle's surprise 70th birfday bash
[11:35] Lets Buy Guns X: oh
[11:35] Lets Buy Guns X: ok
[11:35] Lets Buy Guns X: well
[11:35] Lets Buy Guns X: i forgive you
[11:35] UshieWhispazHQ: thank you
[11:36] UshieWhispazHQ: we'll continue later, though
It's okay.