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Coach Darkmon

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About Me

Your results:
You are Superman Superman 85% Spider-Man 75% Green Lantern 70% Robin 67% The Flash 60% Supergirl 57% Iron Man 50% Catwoman 45% Hulk 45% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 42% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

Norman Schwartzkopf

I'd like to meet:

Neil Gaiman, Anthony Hopkins, WIlly Wonka, Bill O'Reilly because he's a fucking retard...

Music:

american nightmare, shai hulud, zombie apocalypse, with passion, conducting from the grave, Bane, Pat Benatar, Fiona Apple, in flames, children of bodom, morrissey, the smiths, gotta love me some red sparowes, isis, death, neurosis, a summary execution, R. Kelly (yeah i made it, i'm the world's greatest!, REPULSO, Propagandhi, Envy, Endzweck, NAIAD, Earth Crisis, Risk Taken, Modern Life is War, 25 Ta Life, One King Down, Mouth of the Architect, ... yadda yadda yadda...

Movies:

all hitchcock, silence of the lambs, star wars, lord of the rings, willow, home alone, super troopers,bottle rocket, rushmore, royal tanembaums, life aquatic, gotta love Les Miserables, Dark Crystal, Labrynth, The Exorcist, Friday the 13th, right up until Jason Takes Manhattan, the Illusionist, some original texas chainsaw massacre, the creature from the black lagoon, the invisible man, M, yadda yadda yadda...

Television:

The Ray Bradbury theatre, The Office, every single tattoo show i find addicting to watch, animal planet, and lots of awesome cartoons when i get the chance. i also have this thing where i find myself captivated by all of the shows that i absolutely loathe... i can't stand the following shows/people: Wilmer Valderama/ Yo Mama (this dude sucks) hmmm for some reason that's the only show that comes to mind right now... i guess i really can't stand Wilmer...

Books:

dune, gates of fire, shadow and claw, sword and citadel, lies and the lying liars who tell them, hound of the baskervilles, survivor, american psycho, rules of attraction, less than zero, 20,000 leagues under the sea, Failed States, the steven king dark tower series is ok so far, neverwhere, american gods, any neil gaiman short story, the man who wore black, yadda yadda yadda...

Heroes:

Al Fuckin Franken. Neil Gaiman,