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About Me

I once found a head in a storage room. Funny story, actually. I put it in my locker because I didn't have time to get down to the Lost and Found. Went on a long weekend, forgot all about. Come back to work on Monday, open my locker, WAAH - head! Plus, rats! I panicked, I didn't know what to hell to do, so I grabbed the thing, and I went up to the roof and I punt it, and I shank it wide left like I always do. Now, it's headed down, right for Kelso sitting in his convertible. I'm done, I'm out of a job, right? Wrong! At that second, a HAWK flies in, grabs the thing, and flys off with it. And I know what you're thinking, we're in the middle of a city, what's a hawk doing there? ::shrug::

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Movies:

Books:

I don't have time for books that aren't 22 pages and filled with superheroes.

Heroes:

Bryan Singer

My Blog

Nickname

INT. ELEVATORGREGI can't believe you sold my mediocre to bad script. You were uncharataristically great in there.BENWell, they call me "Cool Hand Ben".GREGNo one calls you that. Not even yourself.BEN(...
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:24:00 PST

In what way is this a town?

At best, what you've got here is a little novelty street. Boylston St. is not the name of a town. You can't just call it Chinatown and claim it's a town. Where's your church? Who's your mayor? All you...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

If two identical (boy) twins married two identical (girl) twins,

and they got married and had kids, would the kids look the same?
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST

Question

Alright, so you're at the doctor's for whatever, doesn't matter. So he's like "Alright, sorry mate, yer hands -- they're gonna have to come off." "Whoa whoa whoaaaa," you say, but it's too late, he's ...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:03:00 PST