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Andy Asstronut
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Music, films, art, rock, sushi, reading, playing guitar, songwriting, hanging out, going out, learning, travelling, nudity, dating, debating, romancing, being active, my dog Igg, doing whatever....as long as it's fun or interesting.
You....goddammit! As well as circus freaks, porn stars, gold-diggers, B-movie actors/actresses, musicians, and of course...Gene Wilder! I wanted to meet Hunter Thompson, but he checked out before I could...although, I do admire his committment!
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TOPHEAVY,The Replacements, Paul Westerberg, Goo Goo Dolls, Soul Asylum, The Connells, Bad Religion, Johnny Cash, Big Star, Perfect, WILCO, The Who, The Kinks, The Sidewinders, SandRubies, BOC, KISS, Bash and Pop, Foo Fighters, GnR, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Dada, Hole, The Sundays, Glen Campbell, James Brown, Ray Charles, Dead Hot Workshop, Gin Blossoms, AC/DC, Van Halen (DLR era), NIN, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Leonard Cohen, Ian Hunter...........the list goes onandonandon.....Local favorites: TOPHEAVY, Four Inch Stud,The Gentlemen, Watts, Waltham, Loveless, The Figgs, The Neighborhoods,Superlow, The Modifiers, Beatlejuice, The Pat Wallace Experience.
Love Kurt Russell, Clint Eastwood, Will Farrell movies. Seven, Garden State, Rushmore, Lost In Translation, Saving Private Ryan, Slackers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Clerks, Raising Arizona, Office Space, Wedding Crashers, Jackass.....and of course.....anything Tim Burton or Vivid Video has done.
Reality TV....it SUCKS but it feels SOOOOO good!!!! Insomniac, Chappelle Show, Daily Show, Conan O'Brien, CSI, The Real World, Surreal Life, and Law and Order.....and MSNBC.
The Executioner's Song, DaVinci Code, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Psycho, Guns,Germs,and Steel, The Tipping Point, The Alienist, Memoirs of a Geisha, A Prayer For Owen Meany, any Kurt Vonnegut, most Tom Robbins, any Harlan Ellison.
My boy Iggy......the world's only pig-dog!