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johanna

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About Me

i am silly. i like lobsters and eating them. i talk too much. i sing loudly when drunk and hog the microphone at karaoke. i like people who wink. i share my umbrella with strangers when it's raining. i have recently developed an addiction to jellybeans so severe that i literally can't stop eating them until i am hallucinating from the sugar. i would like to live in a house made of steak so when i am hungry i can just nibble on my window. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

i like stuff. and jellybeans.

I'd like to meet:

someone who will let me keep them as a pet.

Music:

aimee mann, moloko, java, tom waits, nina simone, cibo matto, nick cave, holly golightly, jurassic 5, francoiz breut, lucinda williams, fiona apple, beck, kings of convenience, eartha kitt, lyrics born, the muffs, nick drake, chromeo, fourtet, sonic youth, leonard cohen, cornelius, grandmaster flash, elliot smith, clare bowditch, pharcyde, etienne de crecy, chaka kahn, jane monheit, jill scott, mos def, hanne hukkelberg and heaps of other shit.

Movies:

the princess bride, the stepford wives, pecker, the dinner game, the closet, black cat white cat, wild at heart, delicatessan, irreversible, coming to america, casino, requiem for a dream, scarface, city of lost children, boxing helena, smoke, edward scissorhands, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the shining, punch drunk love, magnolia, goodfellas, tampopo, like water for chocolate, here's to love, bamboozled, return to oz, singing in the rain and heaps of other shit.

Television:

twin peaks, northern exposure, arrested development, black books, ooh la la, knightrider, v, degrassi high, the simpsons, buffy, spongebob squarepants, arrested development, nip/tuck and heaps of other shit.

Books:

EVERYTHING by tom robbins but especially still life with woodpecker; dry, running with scissors and magical thinking by augusten burroughs; the bus driver who wanted to be god by etgar keret; the last days: the apocrophyn of joe panther, the second coming and the letter girl by andrew masterson; alice in wonderland; 1984 and animal farm by george orwell and heaps of other shit.

Heroes:

alexis carrington, alan smithee
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