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Fernando

I want some slashes, to go with those long eyelashes...

About Me

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

My Interests

Architecture, Art, Caterpillars, Cats, Cemeteries, Clean Socks, Computers, Couture, Food, Horses, Monkeys, Music, Ninjas, Pirates, Penguins, Politics, Robots, Travel, Videogames, Zombies

I'd like to meet:

I probably wouldn't like you if I met you. Let's be civil and walk away. Right now.

Music:

Yes, I like music.Indochine - Marilyn
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Movies:

Velvet Goldmine of course!!! Hedwig, The Hunger, Still Crazy, 24 hour party people, Trainspotting, Meet the feebles, Ichi the killer, Battle Royale, The Audition, anything by David Lynch, Peter Greenaway or Alejandro Jodorowsky

Television:

Evil. Blech.

Mainly used for playing games.

Books:

Burroughs, Gibson, Joyce, Hemingway, Kafka, Umberto Eco, Herman Hesse, Italo Calvino, Steve Erickson, Neal Stephenson, Irving Welsh, Chuck Palahniuk, Haruki Murakami, Terry Pratchett, Patrick Suskind, etc.

Currently reading: "The System Of The World".

Heroes:

Pfft!

My Blog

Hot Mother & Daughter action!!!

Cats in heat are so disgusting...
Posted by Fernando on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:05:00 PST

Indictments

Well, I had originally said how I was going to celebrate the indictements...And they were: Libby: A nice, expensive bottle of wine. Rove: Champagne, of course. Cheney: Um...Gotta go with Hookers &a...
Posted by Fernando on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 11:36:00 PST

Grr...

Something bit me in my sleep last night, a spider probably. So now the left side of my face looks like a cross between Popeye and The Godfather. Sexy. Oh, the spider had to be checked into the Betty F...
Posted by Fernando on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:11:00 PST

Fuck!

So...SSX4 comes out the day before I leave for New Orleans? Hmm...I guess the Gamecube is coming with us then... Soul Calibur comes out on the same day apparently...
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 09:03:00 PST

So now we know...

I guess God hates boy scouts. Makes sense, I suppose.
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goldfrapp!

 Just got my hands on an advance copy of the new album, 'Supernatural'. If this one doesn't amke them into huge fuck off stars, I don't know what will. And the video for the first single, 'Ooh La...
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just once...

Just once in my life I'd like to go out and not lose my eyeliner. Just to see what it feels like.
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Clarification

I don't have a problem with hunters owning guns. I do, however, think that they should take those orange vests away from them. That'll increase the chances two rednecks blowing each other's fucking h...
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ugh

I seem to have lost a very important part of my brain somewhere in Rebecca's apartment, along with my celphone. Sordid details following.
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate Emo!!!

That's it, I just needed to get that off my chest.
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST