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Crickett

I've seen eyes like yours above a dueling pistol twenty paces from me...(Rhett to Scarlett)

About Me


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I am too complex for simple descriptives. Few know me well. Even those who have known me for years get a curve ball thrown at them by my sudden shifts in attitude and interests. They have become used to it. You can meet me and think you have me figured out, but find out I am quite the opposite of your first impression. But then again...
Or as one friend put it: "Jeans and t-shirt girl who gets an occasional wild idea to throw on a skirt and heels."
The exboyfriend who inspired the "qwiksilver" name: "The only thing that rules you is change."
.. INTJ
"Mastermind" Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. 2.1% of total population.
"SURREAL FUNCTIONAL ART"

Mike Turner Art
Sinuous modern grandfather clocks, blazing sunbursts and eyecatching hearts, Mike designs these beautiful, colorful pieces, rendering them in metal and wood.
"QUOTEABLE ME"
"I find it amusing that men who have been involved with me are completely astonished when they find I have a talent for something. I explain to them that they would have noticed said talent had they not been so enamored of themselves." C. Hoffman, 2006
"I used to think I left my husband because of his deceit and infidelity, but now I realize that it was entirely my distaste for being told what to do." C. Hoffman, 2006
"Don't mistake abject terror for bitter cynicism." C. Hoffman, 2007
"I've always been about the journey. When I get to where I'm going, I check on everyone's health and happiness. I find out who is dying, who has died and who should die. Then I'm ready to go home by a different route. I don't believe in hanging around. I treat just about every aspect of my life that way. It doesn't matter if it is traveling, education, or even love, I am just not interested in the destination." C. Hoffman, 2007
"The problem with this country is that we haven't had a war on our soil since 1865. Unless you're Native American, and then you can move that forward a couple more decades. But the result is the same. We don't know what war is. We haven't had to suffer. Maybe it would be good for us if we did." C. Hoffman, 2007
"Something I learned in the Army, and have had proven to me over and over since, is that a man can screw up and, after a little razzing from his friends, be forgiven just about anything. If a woman screws up, she's forgiven nothing. Ever." C. Hoffman, 2008
"I will never be rich. I just don't have a good sense of greed." C. Hoffman, 2008
"What man builds God destroys on a whim to remind man he is not God." C. Hoffman, 2008
"I expect no more of others than I do of myself, and considering I am quite the little screw up, I am constantly surprised that so many fail to rise to so short a mark." C. Hoffman, 2008
"What would I need on a deserted island to keep me happy? A crate full of books. Really good literature or I'll go mad." C. Hoffman, 2008
"If you are going star in some sort of personal drama, please, don't ask me to join you on stage." C. Hoffman, 2008
"Something I learned in my younger days is that courage is what you have at 1am after a few drinks, consent is what you give at 2am and commitment is what you run from at 6am." C. Hoffman, 2008
"I could never date a man who is not my equal or better. If he doesn't know his way around an engine, come from a good family and have something that resembles an education, I can't look at him." C. Hoffman, 2008
"The difference between cannon fodder and fighting for your country is the difference between going overseas and being told by the government what to do and taking to the streets at home and telling the government what to do." C. Hoffman, 2008
"Listen, the whole "I will lower your taxes" thing is like putting a sexy woman next to a car to get you to buy it. You can buy the car but the girl isn't included. Neither is any improvement of your ability to attract that sort of girl." C. Hoffman, 2008
"QUOTEABLE OTHERS"
"I'm not allowed to play softball sober anymore." E. Durfee, 2007
"I'm autistic, not artistic." E. Durfee, 2008
Male voice: "Hold my beer. Watch this!"
Followed by tired female voice: "Call 911." Traditional
"If you had a brain, you'd take it out and play with it." Mom
"Seria ludo!"
("Serious matters in a playful vein!") a principal toast of the Society of Dilettanti
"God's will cannot be undone by a couple smacks of a hammer!" Jeff
"We have a problem and we ain't doin' a damned thing about it."
"Our 12 step program consists of buying 12 more parts."
"When we feel we've hit rock bottom we rejoice, for we are at the bottom of a canyon full of rocks." Jeepaholics Anonymous
"Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful." Warren Buffet, October, 2008
Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions - everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses
iam pridem, ex quo suffragia nulli uendimus, effudit curas; nam qui dabat olim imperium, fasces, legiones, omnia, nunc se continet atque duas tantum res anxius optat, panem et circenses. (Juvenal, Satire 10.77-81)
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Winston Churchill
By Elizabeth I, Queen of England (17 November 1558 - 24 March 1603)
"Much suspected by me, Nothing proved can be." Reputedly carved onto a window
at Woodstock Manor, Oxfordshire

"My Lords, do whatever you wish. As for me, I shall do no otherwise than pleases me." Elizabeth to Parliament on the succession issue
"I will have here but one mistress and no master." Elizabeth to Robert Dudley
"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king." Tilbury speech, 1588 on The Spanish Armada
"You know, a few blocks away from this great chamber, when you walk in the snow, is the Vietnam Memorial, where half of the soldiers listed on that wall died after America's leaders knew our strategy would not work.
It was immoral then and it would be immoral now to engage in the same delusion." Congressman Patrick Murphy
Member of the U.S. House of Representatives (Democrat)
Pennsylvania's 8th district
U.S. 82nd Airborne Division, Iraq War (2003-2004)

"You must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you. In my experience those who do not like you fall into two categories: the stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years. The envious; never." John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester (The Libertine, 2005)

My Interests

I'm a person more interested in the journey rather than the destination. That's why I follow paths rather than set goals.
Books are more important to me than music, movies, and sometimes people.
My library:

Free Books!

Referral: qwiksilver
I have found a place to do some good. It's not charity, it's micro-financing. It's DIY Foreign Aid...without the gun fire and dysentery.

You can start like I did with as little as $25. Less than a night in a club. So there is no excuse.

My Jeep takes a large portion of my life. I have taken my Jeep from bone stock to conservatively aggressive in a very short time. I enjoy taking it out on the trails around Southern California. My year is usually divided by weather: mountains in the summer and deserts in the winter.
My Jeep was built by and is maintained by JC Fab and Design , Sylmar, California.

I own a Yamaha Zuma scooter. I bought the scooter as a daily driver to leave the Jeep as a toy for the weekends. Although I commute via the subway now, I keep the Zuma as the grocery getter.
I have a Yamaha XT250 dual sport motorcycle as a second toy. It's a lightweight bike that can get itself to the trail, do the trail without beating up its rider and get home under its own power. No need to trailer.
When it comes to creativity, I firmly believe in exploring curiosity. If it looks like fun, do it. Unfortunately for me, the minute silver crosses the palm, it seems to lose all its fun.
I have worked with a drop spindle for years. I have a Kromski Minstrel spinning wheel. I'm working with some exotic fibers like silk, camel, soy and bamboo. Strange way to occupy my time, but the results are wearable.
Like a lot of women these days, I have discovered the addiction of knitting. Most of my pieces are made from my own homespun.
I've gotten back into writing, but I'm not certain where that's going to go. Sometimes all you can do is take your pen for a walk and see where it leads. The results of my pen be found at
Writing.com/qwiksilver
I have been giving my sketchbook a bit of exercise as well. I've started hanging out the the Getty and the Getty Villa again.

I'd like to meet:

I am here to connect with my friends. Not to collect profiles. I am reserved in my friendship. I am a private person, and am careful who receives my friendship and affections.
MEN: I do not meet men on the internet. I require an introduction through a mutual acquaintance. If you do not know a mutual acquaintance who can introduce us, please do not waste my time or yours. Any messages from unknown men will be summarily deleted without being read. I make no exceptions.
There are a couple bands and a club or two I like. They know who they are.
All other messages that advertise a band, club, service or product from an unknown source/person will be reported as spam.
I would also like to state that the people I know can write in standard English. They are well read, and can communicate clearly with wit and intelligence. Trendy ways of spelling and trendy word combinations do not impress me in any way. Trendiness, shortcuts and misspellings just makes me think of one single word, "Idiot." Professional Contact at:

Music:

My musical tastes are too wide ranging to start listing particulars. As far as performances, I can be found at the Disney Concert Hall or the Hollywood Bowl overdosing on a bit of Mozart or Bach if that's any clue.

Movies:

I prefer period pieces, especially those set in the 16th through 19th centuries.

Television:

I am most likely to be found watching documentaries. I wouldn't know what is on the networks. I avoid the dumbed down commercial drivel found on most of the channels. Even the current documentary channels are dumbing down to an incessant round of UFOs, Bible stories, repeated tornado and tsunami footage, home improvement, promotional biographies for the latest "it" child in entertainment, watching tattoo artists go about their day (which is as interesting as watching grass grow) and loud mouthed mechanics trying making use of useless chrome. Thank the gods there is still the Universe out there, and it can still somehow sell Viagra.

Books:

I own several libraries: print, electronic and audio. I am a big fan of classics. My shelves are filled with Jane Austen, Jack London, John Steinbeck, Upton Sinclair and Robert Graves. I am a large reader of non-fiction and I have authors like Howard Zinn, Antonia Fraser, Thomas Cahill and Julius Caesar with Suetonius to be added in the future. My interests in fiction and non-fiction are usually historical and my favorite periods are the Roman Empire, the Black Death in the 13th century and it's repercussions, the 14th through 18th centuries, and the early 19th century centering on the Napoleonic wars. I'm fascinated by the court of Louis XIV, his impact on Europe and the Baroque period. I also have looked at the Civil War and the Reconstruction. Modern history barely interests me as it seems to be a repeat of everything else. For some reason, the late 20th century was not as original or interesting as everyone wants to make it out to be. Most late 20th century fiction? One word: trivial. The 21st century is not shaping up to be any better.
You can view my library at
(I've only started to catalog my library so stop by frequently to see the new additions.)
I am also constantly swapping books in and out for free at
Referral name: qwiksilver

Heroes:

Mom for not letting being a woman get in the way of what she wanted to do and for setting the example.
Elizabeth I for "Better beggar woman and single than Queen and married."
Margaret Sanger for her work to legalize birth control for women.
Shirley Muldowney for being the only woman to win Drag Racing's Top Fuel Championship three times.
General George S. Patton for not knowing when to shut his mouth and still being good at his job.

My Blog

Ouch! That Hurt!

Saturday was not my day.  I wrote this blog out and it must've crashed and burned in the MySpace servers about like my bike crashed all day. I went out riding with my usual crew from ADVRider.&n...
Posted by Crickett on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:18:00 PST

The New Face of Terrorism

This is the new face of terrorism. She does not like that I have the right to vote. She thinks its a silly waste of valuable petting time and must be stopped. She sabotaged my mail in ballot by jumpin...
Posted by Crickett on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:28:00 PST

McCain and the Last Bank Collapse Scandal

THE ABCS OF JOHN MCCAIN, CHARLES KEATING & THE SAVINGS & LOAN (S&L) CRISIS MORE INFORMATION AT KEATINGECONOMICS.COM During S&L Crisis, 747 Savings & Loans Banks Failed, Costing U...
Posted by Crickett on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:36:00 PST

Its Not 1929, Its 1873...All Over Again.

The Real Great DepressionThe depression of 1929 is the wrong model for the current economic crisisBy SCOTT REYNOLDS NELSONEditor's Note: I caught up with Professor Scott Nelson at his office at the Co...
Posted by Crickett on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:41:00 PST

Be Independent; Ignore the Media

My election advice to everyone?  There are three things that should be avoided. First, turn off the TV.  The worst thing that ever happened to elections are the talking heads.  They are...
Posted by Crickett on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:47:00 PST

Say Huh?

Republican presidential nominee John McCain and his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, equated lawmakers' requests for funding for special projects with corruption on Wednesday even though Palin h...
Posted by Crickett on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:50:00 PST

Sarah Palins Career In Alaska

About Sarah Palin: A Letter From Anne Kilkenny http://www.thepresidentialcandidates.us/about-sarah-palin-a- letter-from-anne-kilkenny/741/ What follows is an open letter written by a resident of Wasill...
Posted by Crickett on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:17:00 PST

Frank Forgot The Doggie Pickup Bag Again

http://livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/08/12/Escaped_giant_poo _causes_chaos>  ...
Posted by Crickett on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:44:00 PST

I Feel Sorry For Men...

I feel sorry for men.  Everytime they buy something they have to ask themselves, "Does this make my dick look small?"  We women have a similar problem.  Everytime we buy something we ha...
Posted by Crickett on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:28:00 PST

Big Brown Needs To Be Gelded

He'll make crappy babies. His feet are garbage. They crack and bruise easily. As any horseman knows: No hoof; no horse.He's fast. Yes. He's got an extra gear that other horses don't seem to have and ...
Posted by Crickett on Sun, 18 May 2008 04:15:00 PST