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Frank

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I posted "Morning Rain" on a scuba forum that I participate on, and a couple of cave divers asked to use the song as the backing track for one of their videos. Please visit their website!

I am a cluster headache sufferer. I have had these things since I was 28. Every year, around late autumn, I get an eight to twelve week cycle, getting hit with a headache that feels like someone is slowly pushing a screwdriver into my right eye, getting hit several times, day and night, every single day, each hit lasting twenty to forty minutes. They are utterly excrutiating... There really is no way to describe them. They scream me out of a dead sleep. When they hit, all I can do is moan and writhe around, palm jammed against my eye, sobbing and pleading for it to end. They are truly the most hellish thing I have ever experienced, and doctors know next to nothing about them.

I'd like to meet:

My 2002 Yamaha Road Star Silverado, 1600cc V-Twin, with Vance & Hines Longshots.

Customized Yamaha Road Stars!!! SWEEEET!!!

I would LOVE to try this, someday!!! What a RUSH!!!



Music:

Hell, I own more than 1,000 CDs. If I listed all of the music and genres that I like, I'd be here all day. Everything but gangsta' rap, really.

Favorite album of all-time: Blue Oyster Cult "Imaginos"
Second favorite: Sisters Of Mercy "Vision Thing"

Favorite Live Show/music: Andrew Lloyd Weber's, "Phantom Of The Opera"

Best Concerts:
U2 at Tokyo Dome, with BB King for the "Rattle & Hum" tour

Sexiest Songs Ever:
"Mea Culpa," Enigma
"If I Was Your Girlfriend," Prince

Movies:

"The Princess Bride"
"Cell"
"Falling Down"
"Contact"
"When Harry Met Sally"
"Weekend At Bernie's"
"The Abyss"
"Titanic"
"The Unforgiven"
"Sea Of Love"
"Cat People"
"Reservoir Dogs"
"The Doors"
"Combat Shock"
"Terminator" movies
"What Dreams May Come"
"Pi"
"Deuce Bigalow; Male Gigolo"
"Silence Of The Lambs"
"The Legend Of 1900"
"Pulp Fiction"
"Four Rooms"
"Kill Bill Vol. I & II"
"Natural Born Killers"
"Spirited Away"
"My Neighbor Totoro"
"Kure nai No Buta"
"Indiana Jones" (all of them)
"First Blood"
"Bladerunner"
"American Graffiti"
"Rebel Without A Cause"
"Rumble Fish"
"Rocky"
"Star Wars" (Original trilogy)
"The Thin Red Line"
"Goodwill Hunting"
"Black Rain"
"Love At First Bite"
"The Lost Boys"
"Death Becomes Her"

Television:

I don't watch TV.

Books:

Thousands and thousands... Some of the best I've read recently, and some of my all-time favorites:
"Like A Charm," Karin Slaughter
"The Time Traveler's Wife," Audrey Niffeneggar (sp?)
"The Summer Of Ordinary Ways," Nicole Helget
"Atlantis Found," Clive Cussler
"Waiting For Willa," Dorothy Eden
"Phantoms In The Brain," V.S. Ramachandran
"The Essential Rumi" tr. from Persian by Coleman Barks
"The Velveteen Rabbit"
"The Little Prince" and "Wind, Sand, & Stars," by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"Moby Dick," Herman Melville
"The Monsters Of Gramercy Park," Danny Leigh
"Virtual Light" and "Burning Chrome," William Gibson
"The Illustrated Man," Ray Bradbury
"Eckankar: The Key To Secret Worlds" Paul Twitchell
"Don Quixote" Miguel de Cervantes
"Veronika Decides To Die," and "The Alchemist," Paulo Coelho
"The Da Vinci Code" and "Angels & Demons," Dan Brown
"Musashi" Eiji Yoshikawa
"Taiko" Eiji Yoshikawa
"Illusions" Richard Bach
"The Contortionist's Handbook" Craig Clevenger
"The Prophet" Kahlil Gibran
"Hard-Boiled Wonderland & The End Of The World," "A Wild Sheep Chase," "Norwegian Wood," "Dance, Dance, Dance!," "Sputnik Sweetheart," "Pinball 1974," & "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles," Haruki Murakami

Heroes:

Foamy the Squirrel from "Neurotically Yours."
Serge A. Storms from Tim Dorsey's uproariously funny novels Juan Mann from the "Free Hugs Campaign"

My Blog

Door-to-door franchise religion salesmen pwn3d

I know the following video isn't the real deal, but G'AHHHH!!!! The Morons and the Jehosophat's Witlesses really piss me off. They won't take no for an answer, and they come back and keep coming back,...
Posted by Frank on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:41:00 PST

NICE!!!

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Posted by Frank on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 08:16:00 PST

Why motorcycles kick ass!!

Fuckyeah!!!! ...
Posted by Frank on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 06:38:00 PST

OMG!!! I woulda peed myself!!

Check out my motorcycle gallery. Julia had her first motorcycle ride, this evening. We only went a couple of miles, but I had it up to 60 mph. When we got home, her eyes were shining and her...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:43:00 PST

I Have Become You

I Have Become YouFor this fleeting, exquisite moment,there is nothing and there is everythingNo divisionNo "me and Thee"No chasm to bridgeNo bridgeNo prayerNo beseechingNo one to sing these psalms to....
Posted by Frank on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:57:00 PST

All your fish are belong to us!

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Posted by Frank on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:22:00 PST

If....

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Posted by Frank on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:04:00 PST

FUCK

Fuck your unaffordable mortgage!Fuck your Lexus and your silly-assed cell phone glued to your brainless head!Fuck your failout program!Fuck your election mud-slinging polls and constant lying bullshit...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:34:00 PST

Making Creamed Corn!

Watch the whole thing.... ...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:13:00 PST

The New Math....

This must be the "new math" I keep hearing about.Kiki weighs approximately eight pounds. She throws up twice her body weight after only eating a few ounces of cat food.Winston weighs ten pounds. After...
Posted by Frank on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:42:00 PST