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About Me

JONNI JADEI am Eccentric, Crazy, lead guitarist , who has a wierd attachment to the color purple, boots with ridiculous heels, Big Wild Loud Motorcycles, anything shiny, furry or spikey. I think I must have been a parakeet in a previous life or something. Yes I wear tons of make-up probably have more than most ladies, and wear whatever kind of clothes I damn well want to and If than means a skirt then yes I will and do wear them. I am almost never serious about anything, except for my very special, extremely beautiful girl. I am bloody busy all the time so if I don't write back straight away now you know.

Does any one actually read this crap anyway, hey we all just look at the pictures right.

Well if you are actually reading this then I guess you wanna know something else about me. (are you sure?) OK here goes.

Well I play guitar, and believe it or not I have a bachelors degree in electronic engineering. Ok no i don't believe it either. I spent way too much time on the computer, watch Cartoons all the time, i guess that explains why I look the way I do. They always say if you do something enough you end up looking like it, but then why don't I look like.......never mind forget that.

I seem to have become a upper addict, I drink far too much coffee, Monster Energy drinks etc, smoke and love chocolate, i know strange for a guy eh? I have travelled around most of the world, and love finding out about other cultures. Japan is the most interesting to me, as I am a huge Anime and Visual Kei fan.

i'm either running around like a maniac, or competely passed out there is no inbetween. I am a total insomniac, or i'm nocturnal I haven't figured out which yet. I look scary and that stops a lot of people from talking to me but i really don't bite (ok that's a lie but at least I don'y bite too hard). I have the metabolism of a fruit fly, tried body building once, ate 12000 calories a day and put on 3 pounds so that was the end of that, I'm fucking skinny and that's that. I was born and raised in England, and moved to LA 8 years ago. I am a typical guy, love my car (camaro convertible) and love my Harley, but I have more make-up and clothes than most girls. I'm generally a sick mofo, i'm twisted and perverted, and can usually take the conversation to a level far lower than anyone could expectHey what can I say I'm an F'in Freak.

I have recently taken to Racing Speedway Motorcycles, that is Methanol running 500cc engines with noe gears and no brakes......sound like fun??? Hell Yeah it is.

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How to make a Jonni Jade
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts silliness
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE!!!!!

Music:

Wildy varied tastes in music, from Poison & motley crue, to Marilyn Manson, Sisters of Mercy to Utah saints, Duran Duran to Ozzy, poison and Pretty Boy Floyd to Ministry and NIN. Sex Pistols, The Damned, Tuff, Pretty Boy Floyd, Star Star, Zodiac Mindwarp, Alice Cooper, Kiss, Queensryche, Soho Roses, AC/DC, Metallica, Megadeath, Anthrax, Pantera, Die My Darling, Guns n Roses, Peppermint Creeps, AFI, Offspring, Dir En Grey, X-Japan, Malice Mizer,Moi Dix Mois Visual Kei, J-Rock, Toxic twist (Obviously), Velvet revolver, STP, old blues like Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, BB King, Leadbelly, Chuck Berry, The Faces, Led Zep, Yardbirds, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Ozzy, Sabbath, Zeros, Alleycat Scratch, Spice Girls( haha didn't expect that did you), En Vogue(or that one), Fox Force 005, cheap trick, orgy, KMFDM, Type O Negative.beethoven, mozart, Carl Orff (OK which pice did he write that Ozzy uses all the time)


Yeah pretty varied likes , I guess I am a glametalpunkdustrigoth

Movies:

Any Vampire or Horror movie, prefereably all the old hammer house of horror movies, or anything with sick humor!!!

Television:

Fear Factor, Monster Garage, CSI and anything a bit sick and twisted!!!

My Blog

dislocated freakin collarbone

well I guess it comes with the territory. I've been getting faster on the speedway bike and finally on Sat I had my first high side accident, which yes you guessed it resulted in a dislocated collarbo...
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:08:00 PST

Meez Rule

  Unfortunatley I didn't have enough coins to get the punk leather jacket, the spikey boots and the Rockin Purple Warlock, so Here is the cheap ass version..LOL...
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:20:00 PST

Vote for me Vote for me

I got nominated for best guitarist at the Rock City News Awards, and I'm lagging behind in the polls, my drummer Bobbi got nominated for best female drums, and the band Toxic Twist got nominated for b...
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

Give me a helping hand muahahaha

Yeah that's right we need you to go and add Monster guitar picks as a friend then leave them a comment telling them you want to see Toxic Twist in their ads which will run in Revolver and guitar world...
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:03:00 PST

Hitting the studio

Not literally, but that may depend on how much we drink before we get there. Anyway yeah Toxic Twist is going into the studio, to record our new ep, so very soon there will be new songs for you all to...
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:25:00 PST

The Amp is fixed

I mended it woohooo, and I got a new cabinet too, now I need a bigger car to carry all the shit. damn there's always something isn't there...
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What is your Psych Ward Diagnosis?

Take the quiz: "Your Psych-Ward diagnosis"Antisocial Personality DisorderDiagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful ...
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I BLEW MY AMP!!!!!!!!!!

and before you ask no not like that......Its officially dead as a duck, that will teach me to get a nice fancy guitar amp...LOL well wish me good luck on either fixing it or finding the money to get a...
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Band - Toxic Twist

The new band is called Toxic Twist, we are going into the studio this weekend to do the CD, and a photoshoot in another week, so I'll have some new sounds and new photos to post soon
Posted by Jonni Jade" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST