JJ Dynamite!

I live by the law... Murphy's Law. If there is any remote possibility of screwing up, I'll be the one to do it... i rarely disappoint! If you've ever seen the movie 'Falling Down' with Michael Douglas, it's something like that, but without the guns. Well, without THOSE kinds of guns, anyway... I have a really fun (certifiable) sense of humor, which keeps me afloat... that, and the guns. Been told I'm a cross between Seinfeld's 'Kramer' character and 'The Nanny'. I'm the chillest chick you'll ever meet.
I'm J.J. Wilder... it stands for Jennifer Jane... nobody calls me that, not even my mom! Pay attention; there's going to be a test at the end.
I'm super-easy to get along with & fun to be around... i'm corny! i'm a perv! i'm an insomniac! i'm a pretty typical Taurus chick: creative, impatient & loyal to the grave... I'm bad, and rad, and while not dangerous to know, a really good friend to have. NOT that good of a un-friend... but it takes real effort to get to that point.
Grew up on the east coast, now live in southern California. I'm afraid i don't know a whole lot about the middle but i'm planning to learn on tour. I wanna see everywhere, at least once! I visited germany 6 times before I'd ever seen Las Vegas. Have not been to Japan... not yet... but i'm totally going.
Why tour? I've got a kick-ass all girl pop group! We're just about finished with our 1st pro demo and are 'getting our act together' at the mo... We are very international, very hard-working, very creative & very cute... Currently planning our world takeover.
My day: revolves around music, art, fitness. I was tipped off that if you come to Los Angeles, you can be 5 feet tall and model anyway, so i packed up all my bikinis and here i am. I just finished an 8-month tour as the spokesmodel for a racing parts company and got to see drag racing all over the place--it was rad--crazy fun for my inner redneck! I've been in a couple of calendars & catalogs, in a few car and fitness mags, but i really came out here to pursue a music career and that's exactly what's happening this year--2008 is the year of the Fox.
The inside:
I operate on 2 speeds: WARP, and COMA. I have selective hearing, selective memory, the attention span of a fruit fly. i'm a little anti-social sometimes... don't mean to be, i just like my own company & think energy vamps just suck (harharhar). I think penguins are hilarious!! Sarcasm makes the heart grow fonder. I love to rock out and to laugh and i try to be as positive as possible. Can have fun anywhere... i never mind spending time (and money) by myself but it's even better with a cool group of pals or with my superstar super-rockin' ultra-handsome hunny : ... I can sew (i'm good!), rebuild your powerbook, drive a stick & squeak the tires. Hate to cook & refuse to clean... but if you do, and u wear sumthin' sexy you're hired:)... i can't ever find anything in my purse... and it's not even that big of a purse [cough*JACKIE*cough]! I don't have as many shoes as you might think and i like to shop at 2nd hand shops like Salvation Army. I never leave the house without my cell phone and my INTEGRITY. Be funny or feed me & I'm yours... i'm just JJ from the Block.
the outside:
34C (fake)-24-32
5'0 (5'8" including hair & heels)
98 lbs (OK... 100) (ya, furreals u hater)
Hair Dk Brn (real) & occasionally purple (loaner)
Eyes Green (real)
Complexion Med (tan in a can)
Dress 0 (real)
Shoe 6 (6.5)
Ethnicity Caucasian (nice Jewish girl from good family.)
the middle:
"don't follow me... i'm lost too!"
Remember, kids... "If Woody had only gone to the police, none of this ever would've happened."