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Candlewolf of the Golden Chalice

The sound of the ocean is dead... it's just the echo of the blood in your head.

About Me

I used to think I had a good idea of who I am as a person, but lately I'm not so sure.
But there is one thing I can tell you about me that I think will not only provide you with a decent estimation of who I am today, but also give you a good idea of whether you'd actually want to get to know me or not:

When I was in 3rd grade, I used to draw scenes from John Carpenter's They Live in art class.

My friendship: you either want it or you don't.

I also like to take pictures:

I loves me a classy lady!

My Interests

Photography. Horror, exploitation and B-movies. Strange and stupid humor. Digital art. Video. Various creative projects. Heavy music. Sad bastard music. Comic books, comic shops, and comic cons. Toy collecting. Indy wrestling. 1970's Playboy back issues. Japan. Dead trees. Conversation. Fake blood. Sometimes real blood.

I'd like to meet:


This woman.

and this woman.

Music:



I know this section was ridiculously long before, so here's a slightly more abbreviated list of stuff I'm currently listening to:

Mastodon, Boris, Buried Inside, Jesu, Kylesa, Baroness, Circle Takes the Square, mono, Coalesce, Botch, Team Sleep, Scarling, Red Sparowes, Cult of Luna, Skycamefalling, BTBAM, Radiohead
Murs, Count Bass D, Wu-Tang Clan, Little Brother/9th Wonder, Kanye West, Common, all things MF DOOM


and as always...

Converge, Cave In, Murder by Death, Isis, Neurosis, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, deftones, Pelican, Old Man Gloom, Mogwai, Explosions in the Sky, Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine...

and JOHNNY FUCKING CASH!!

Movies:

An American Werewolf in London. Anchorman. Army of Darkness. Bad Taste. Batman: The Movie (pure West!). Battle Royale. Better Off Dead. The Beyond. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Black Christmas. Brain Candy. Bullet in the Head. Carrie. City of God. City of the Living Dead/Gates of Hell. City of Lost Children. Clerks. Coffin Joe trilogy. Coffy. Dawn of the Dead. Day of the Dead. Dead Alive/Braindead. Death Race 2000. Demons. The Devil's Rejects. Donnie Darko. The Doom Generation. Edward Scissorhands. Ed Wood. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Escape From New York. Evil Dead 1&2. The Executioners. Female Prisoner 701: Scorpion. Four of the Apocalypse. Foxy Brown. Ginger Snaps. Halloween. Hard Boiled. Heathers. The Heroic Trio. The Hills Have Eyes. House of 1000 Corpses. I Spit on Your Grave. Kill Bill Vol 1&2. The Killer. Lady Snowblood series. Lone Wolf and Cub series. May. Meet the Feebles. The Monster Squad. Ms. 45. Near Dark. Night of the Living Dead. Night Train Murders. Oldboy. Pulp Fiction. Re-Animator. Repo Man. Reservoir Dogs. Return of the Living Dead. Ringu. River's Edge. Shaun of the Dead. The Shining. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Spider Baby. Star Wars original trilogy. Story of Ricky (Riki-Oh). Streets of Fire. Suicide Club. Suspiria. Switchblade Sisters. Tenebre. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Terror Firmer. Toxic Avenger. True Romance. The Warriors. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. X2. Zombie.
and pretty much any movie that involves Yuen Wo Ping (except of course those shitty Matrix sequels! A rave? A fucking rainbow? what the fuck!?!)
BUY MOVIES HERE:

Television:

Not much anymore. Still like to catch Conan when I can. Funniest man alive! And of course the Aqua Teen's!

Books:

The Goon, Y: The Last Man, Fables, The Walking Dead, Batman:Year One, the Sale/Loeb Batman books, Sin City

Heroes:



My Blog

The Kurt Russell Haiku Collection

In honor of his upcoming role as Stuntman Mike in Grindhouse (and in honor of me being bored out of my mind at work last night), I present to you this series of haikus, dedicated to three of the ...
Posted by ZOMBIE VS SHARK on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:20:00 PST

Haiku for Natalie

She hates Phill Collins.Must be naked when she poos.Could I love her more?
Posted by ZOMBIE VS SHARK on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

Moving Out

As of this Friday, January 19 2007, I'll be moving into a new place. My sister Kim and I found a really nice condo; she'll be moving in at the end of the month, but I start this weekend. I don't reall...
Posted by ZOMBIE VS SHARK on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

FINALLY!! TEXAS FRIGHTMARE WEEKEND PICS pt 2!!!

Well, better eventually than never, here without further Apu are the rest of my photos from the Texas Frightmare Weekend: Holy shit! The man stares me down!   Tutti Fuckin Fruity nail polish!!...
Posted by ZOMBIE VS SHARK on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

TEXAS FRIGHTMARE WEEKEND Part 1!!!! (Updated 2/5/05)

Hey guys! Just got back to the hotel after the first day of the Texas Frightmare Weekend, and I just couldn't fucking wait to share some pics! These are only the ones I took on my digital; I took a bu...
Posted by ZOMBIE VS SHARK on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:42:00 PST

Here comes Santa Claus.... get your gun.

So today, I'm at the front register ringing up a customer, when all of a sudden, a man dressed as Santa Claus comes into the store. He starts "HO HO HO!"-ing, wishing people a "Merry Christm...
Posted by ZOMBIE VS SHARK on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 11:33:00 PST

A Haiku for Mia Kirshner

Your eyes devestate I'm a deer in your headlights Please, devestate me....
Posted by ZOMBIE VS SHARK on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:26:00 PST