I like cool stuff, my friends, pickles, Ashy Larry, and that's it. Oh, wait......................................... sorry, I nodded off, just smoked some killa creeper. What was I saying? Oh, yeah, egg salad sandwiches are good too. I fuckin' rule!
The asshole that stole my bike in 3rd grade. i hope you're happy you prick! I loved that bike more than having sex. Okay in my case the idea of having sex. Oh yeah, the fucking genius who had the amazing idea to soak a cucumber in vinegar and call it a pickle!!!!!!!!!!!! I answer to no one but you Lord of Aisle 14 @ Albertsons guy. Or as I sometimes refer to you: Lord of Aisle 14 @ Albertsons guy! F.Y.I. aisle 14 is.... YOU Guessed it! THE FUCKIN PICKLE AISLE!!!!!!!!!!! Or what's known in some cliques as "THE AISLE OF GERKINS"I also would like to meet you for lunch. Let's say 3pm at Golden Corral. but can you spot me until Thursday. That's when my mom usually gets paid!!!
Look cool guy, there's really only two types of music. Good and Bad, so in your face music snob guy.
Again, nosy person, there's only two types of movies: Good and Bad, except for Love and a 45 anything by David Lynch, Life is Beautiful and Anaconda. Those movies are far superior to any of the movies you like.
Yes, I have one. No, but seriously, I really do.
anything on cassette. look asshole, some of us still use cassette players.
The Justice League and Underdog, every other "hero" has just let me down!!!!!! Speaking of which, Fuck You Superman. Ypu said that was Kryptonite. I want my 20 bucks . Man Of Steel my ass..........YEAH.... Man of Steal my 20 bucks. When I see you I am gonns kick you right in the babymakers.