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SAILORJERRY

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. -Pres. Bill Clinton

About Me

I designed the Sears Tower when i was eight years old.(im kind of a big deal)anyone that touches me is cured instantly. Plus, if your a man, your girth is trippled.Also, i cook a mean salsbury steak. NO REALLY, its mean, in fact too often when i do cook i have to give it anger management counsiling.ummm,...i hail from Dallas, Texas. most of all i just like being able to hang out with my friends and have a good time.I edited my profile at fingerinmybutt.net , check out these Myspace hookers!

My Interests

pool, darts, excercise, micro biology(it reminds me how small we reall aren't) reading, women(of course),trying to read women, AND THE OCCASSIONAL MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS IN CENTRAL PARK WITH SEQUITIA.

I'd like to meet:

a monkey that throws shit in a festive manner.

Music:

IM LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR(PRONOUNCED GWEETAR)FROM MY BOY GRIFF. I DON'T THINK HES ALL THERE

Movies:

i think comedies are funny and tragedies are sad. Groundbreaking i know.

Television:

SUCKS

Books:

RIGHT NOW IM READING "THE EIGHT" ITS ABOUT CHESS. I LIKE CHESS.

Heroes:

a midget named sally, this one terrier that saved its owners from certain death, and my uncle tom.

My Blog

if your not able.....

 to have a good time with my friends, to have a good time with your friends when im around, to talk about God, to not talk about God, to sit in silence, to eat a bowl of ice cream without ca...
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im starting the great life journey of getting old!  help me please.  ok dont, it doesn't really matter cause i dont feel any older, and to be honest, i dont act i...
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:40:00 PST

im sorry

ok, im not really sure why i put the new pics on there, but all that i can say is that im sorry.  I want to thank skeets for helping me realize that i was being a tool and i want say fuck of...
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:07:00 PST

life

what else you got for me life?  hmmm? maybe you could kill my dog too.
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:00:00 PST

mmmm?

ok this is something that i have wanted to do for a while but for it to work everyone has to be sompletely honest with themselves. we are going to play a little word association so just type the first...
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:54:00 PST

so this is how i feel...

people who are against leaving messages on someone's phone.  i mean what the fuck?  is it that difficult to let someone know how important your call was.  "i dont do messages." fuck yo...
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:26:00 PST

HEY

so i have a beef. today is friday. IE-ST PATTYS. And everyone who said that they were going to kick it in Augusta jetted out of town.  The entire reason for me staying in augusta is that a few of...
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:12:00 PST

listen to this

im so fucking horny!  whos with me on this one?
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:13:00 PST

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typing is so fun typing is so fun typing is so fun fypieng iss so ffunck type the funk tell them the awok t ta f i dont evean know what the hell im tping a bout i just wanted to let everyone know how ...
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:05:00 PST

!

in the words of the wise Joe," lets smack these bitches!" i need a whoohsahh session. somebody help me please.  i know a certain girl that might help me calm the fuck down.
Posted by Austrailia's favorite son, Chips O'tool on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:32:00 PST