dan's Interests
General . WELL I AM INTERESTED IN EVERYTHING EXCEPT BORING SHIT . I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BULLSHIT . DRAMA IS PRETTY MUCH NONEXSISTANT IN MY LIFE .I GO TO THE MOVIES BY MYSELF .I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE SCARED OUT OF THEIR MINDS . MAGIC STILL KINDA FREAKS ME OUT . I DONT TRUST ANY ANIMAL THAT IS LARGER THAN I OR UNDERWATER . I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINYS . FATE IS SIMPLY WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT THEY CANT DO . KARMA IS SOMETHING I DO BELIEVE IN . ANYONE WHO CHEATS ON OR STEALS FROM ME WILL BURN IN HELL . I GET A WEIRD FEELING WHEN I GO INTO A CHURCH . I HAVE BEEN TO MORE FUNERALS THAN WEDDINGS . I HAVE A GOLD MEDAL IN ROAD RAGE SO GET THE FUCK OFF THE PHONE AND GET IN THE SLOW LANE . I LIKE TO GET REALLY DRUNK AND HAVE THE PREVIOUS NIGHTS EVENTS RECITED FOR ME THE NEXT DAY . I OPEN THE CAR DOOR FOR WOMEN . I WAVE AT PEOPLE I DO NOT KNOW . I DONATE MONEY TO CHARITY WHEN I CAN . I COULD EAT SALAD EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE . I DONT EAT ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF A MICROWAVE. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN I GET BORED . TATTOOS HURT LIKE HELL BUT I CANT SEEM TO STOP GETTING THEM . I LIKE TO PARTY FOR NO REASON . ID LIKE TO ONE DAY RUN A 4 MINUTE MILE . IM AT 6 NOW . IVE BEEN CHASED BY THE COPS IN MEXICO,PASSED OUT DRUNK IN THE DESERT IN ARIZONA , CRASH LANDED IN A HELICOPTER IN CALI ,WOKE UP DELIRIOUS AT THE HOOVER DAM ,SEEN MORE THAN ONE PREGNANT STRIPPER , PARACHUTED INTO GEORGIA ,GOT THROWN OUT OF THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES QUALIFYING ROUND WHEN I WAS 13 ,IM THE WORLD CHAMP AT PORTA JOHN TIPPING AND MAILBOX BASEBALL . IVE READ TWO BOOKS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE AND SEEN ONE MOVIE THAT DID THE SAME . IVE PAID A MONTHS WORTH OF BILLS SIMPLY BY DUMPSTER DIVING . I TRY NOT TO TAKE LIFE TO SERIOUS UNLESS YOU GET ME STARTED ON POLITICS OR RELIGION .
I'd like to meet:
ID LIKE TO TALK TO MY DAD ONE LAST TIME , TALK TO MY GRANDFATHER AND TELL HIM THAT HE WAS A DECENT MAN AND I WAS JUST SCARED OF HIM. TELL MY GRANDMOTHER THAT SHE COULD COOK LIKE NO ONE IVE EVER KNOWN , MEET THE REAL JESUS CHRIST, GEORGE W BUSH SO I CAN PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE , DRINK A BEER WITH JOHNNY CASH , SHOOT WHISKEY WITH WAYLON JENNINGS , HAVE LUNCH WITH THE POPE , BUILD A PYRAMID WITH AN EGYPTIAN , DROP IN WITH EASY COMPANY , DRINK A SAKE WITH A KAMIKAZE PILOT, LEAD A CHARGE WITH GENERAL LEE , TALK RELIGION WITH DAVINCI , TALK GOVERNMENT WITH MARX , TAKE A SWING AT A NOLAN RYAN FAST BALL , CATCH A HAIL MARY FROM DOUG FLUTIE , GIVE A BIG KISS TO CATHERINE ZETA JONES , PUNCH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IN THE FACE ,THROW KANYE WEST AND FLAVOR FLAV INTO A PIT OF VIPERS , RUN THE BOSTON MARATHON WITH A KENYAN , RIDE A HARLEY WITH JESSE JAMES , PLAY POKER WITH WYATT EARP , JUST HEAR SAM ELLIOT TALK ,STORM THE BEACH AT NORMANDY WITH THE RANGERS, PATROL UNDER TRIPLE CANOPY WITH RECONDO , CLIMB EVEREST WITH BEAR GRYLLS , STORM ACROSS NORTH AFRICA WITH THE FOREIGN LEGION , START A SOCCER RIOT WITH THE IRA , DO A HALO WITH THE SAS , GET STUNNED BY STONE COLD , DO A SCENE IN A TARINTINO MOVIE , GET A TATTOO BY PAUL BOOTH ,DO GUEST VOCALS ON A CREEDENCE RECORD , BUILD A BOAT WITH NOAH ,BUILD A SHRINE WITH THE MASONS , SACK A VILLAGE WITH GHENGIS KHAN , HAVE MICKEY ROURKE DO MY EULOGY AND MEET EVERY ONE OF MY ANCESTORS OVER A CAMPFIRE ON A MOUNTAIN.
Music:
JOHNNY CASH , HATEBREED , CREEDANCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL , THE EAGLES , WAYLON JENNINGS , MERLE HAGGARD , ERIC CHURCH , STEVE EARLE , WILLIE NELSON , DWIGHT YOAKAM , RICKY SKAGGS , LAMB OF GOD , IN FLAMES , OPETH , MACHINE HEAD , JOB FOR A COWBOY
Movies:
APOCALYPSE NOW , BOONDOCK SAINTS , BLACKHAWK DOWN , STIGMATA, DEVILS ADVOCATE , EVENT HORIZON , SPY GAME , SYRIANA , 21 GRAMS , MEMENTO , BOURNE IDENTITY , CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER , THE THIN RED LINE , SUPER TROOPERS , OLD SCHOOL , ANCHORMAN , TALLADEGA NIGHTS , TOMBSTONE , BRAVEHEART , OCEANS 11 , THE SCORE , FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS , ANY GIVEN SUNDAY , KILL BILL , PULP FICTION , BLOW , CRASH , TRAFFIC , THE DEPARTED , THE PRESTIGE , INTO THE WILD .
Television:
WELL I USUALLY STICK TO YOUR STANDARD 27 TO 32 INCH VARIETY . NOT A BIG FAN OF PICTURE IN A PICTURE . SUBTITLES REALLY DONT BOTHER ME BUT IF I WANTED TO READ ID GO TO MY BOOKSHELF . I HATE HD TV BECAUSE IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE AND THATS PROBABLY BECAUSE HD PUTS OUT ENOUGH ELECTRO-MAGNETIC ENERGY TO MELT WHAT BRAINWAVES WE HAVE LEFT . BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISION IS OK TOO . USED TO BE A BIG FAN OF UHF . TIVO IS PRETTY MUCH A RIP OFF AND ON- DEMAND SEEMS TO UPDATE ONLY EVERY 2 YEARS . SO BOTTOM LINE , STANDARD DEFINITION TELEVISION ON A 27 INCH SCREEN IS WHAT I USUALLY GO FOR .
Books:
FAVORITE OF ALL TIME IS BRAVO TWO ZERO BY ANDY MCNABB , WHO DOESNT LIKE THE DA VINCI CODE , THE HIRAM KEY , FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS , GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984 , DANTES INFERNO , PARADISE LOST , BLACKHAWK DOWN , ANYTHING BY TOM CLANCY OR JOHN GRISHAM , THE BOOK OF REVELATION FROM THE BIBLE , BRAVE MEN DARK WATERS , THE GNOSTIC GOSPELS , MEIN KAMPF , SIX SILENT MEN , THE ART OF WAR , THE BIBLE CODE , ON WAR , MILITARY MAXIMS OF NAPOLEON , FROM HERE TO ETERNITY , THE THIN RED LINE , RECONDO , HUNTERS AND SHOOTERS , MARINE SNIPER , IMMEDIATE ACTION , LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL , HOUSE OF LEAVES , ONLY REVOLUTIONS , RANT , NATURAL CURES , FAST FOOD NATION , JARHEAD , THE SECRET , FIGHT CLUB , LULLABY , INVISIBLE MONSTERS , THE HUNDRED YEAR LIE , ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE , INTO THE WILD .
