Once upon a time, long before any of you were even concieved by ye sperm and eggies, I, from my cloud-benz would often peer down at the empty world I created... Thinking of it as if it were an empty canvas. I often found myself admiring the cleanliness of it all. The intricate balance of what it consisted of and the delicacy and purity in it's existence. Gee, was I proud.
It was soooo perfect... Well, almost.
As time went on, I began to realize it needed something. After wondering what the hell to do for a few centuries, I finally decided to do something spectacular. Putting a fan on in front of me so that my hair and the folds of my robe would flutter around my figure dramatically, I raised my hands and belted out the words "Let there be D'ARCY!"
There was a flash of light, a loud crack, and a wavery Am7...
... The clouds came together to form a giant female reproductive organ and began to contract... hence, I emerged into the world.
Mortal as anyone else. But cooler by far.
From there I created everything we know in life nowadays. The good ( maiden, fruitopia, and money ) and the bad ( line ups, yoko ono and pimples ).
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Now, on a more truthful note...
I don't feel like typing too much more after that whopper. But what I will share is the basics...
Interest-wise, I've got the biggest passion for music, media, and art. But with everything I do, I try to have a little fun.
I'm a bit of a Maiden junkie... Iron Maiden is my favourite band and I hope to meet them someday. Especially Bruce Dickinson (the vocalist), as he is my idol. However, unlike him, I can't sing for beans. But, I play guitar. Be it acoustic or electric. And it is through music that I like to express myself.
