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Katzenklavier

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About Me

I'm obnoxious and intelligent sometimes, and dippy and lovely the rest of the time. I like exploring and reading and trying out anything fun. I looooove LiveJournal, and I'm known as firemasque on there.

In terms of social groupings I like to think of myself as a goth but I don't really dress like anything in particular....and nothing like stylishly much of the time. I appreciate irony and have a sick sense of humour. Other peoples' misfortunes tend to amuse me more than they should, as does toilet humour. But poo will ALWAYS be funny. I like making other people laugh too, and have a weakness for anyone who will laugh with me.

Musically, I like rock, industrial....god it sounds so clichéed...Nine Inch Nails are my official favourite band, but by no means do I stick to them and them alone. I am perfectly capable of accepting that they're, shall we say, not quite as fantastic as they used to be. On record, at least. I'm really digging this wave of punk cabaret/klezmer/gypsy/random stuff that's coming out at the moment, all the Dresden Dolls, Rasputina, Katzenjammer Kabarett, Rasputina, Gogol Bordello, Devotchka....it's hit-and-miss at times, but when it hits it makes you feel really rather fab to be alive. The best time to listen to music is on earphones whilst travelling, I reckon. Punk, industrial, gabba techno, indie, metaaaaaaal, whimsy, and occasionally even pop. Just not shite. I really hate shite.

I'm 22 and married. My husband is Joe aka Shiori Coybito, seen here

I have a slight obsession with feathers and glitter and love making things like collages and masks and other random shit. If I could have wings of my own, I'd fly around alllllll day.

I like to fly. My party trick is to breathe fire. Fire is fabulous.

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I also like to watch movies. I love odd movies, foreign movies, anything intelligent, really, mostly dark and violent movies as well. I detest dumb movies and dumb movie stars and the dumb people who watch them. TV seems to really suck these days, but I like the Simpsons, Family Guy, and anything, y'know, INTERESTING. But I tend not to turn it on at all.

I love to pretend I'm not prejudiced but I have a serious problem with stupid and ignorant people, and people who just blindly follow the crowd and bow to the stupidity enforced upon them.

My husband and I have sworn to explore the world together and not let mediocrity beat us into the ground too much. Whilst we're still slaves to the capitalist treadmill, we can still dream, and think, and create.

I'm also a pirate - Robbie Rottenbeard told me so. .. width="425" height="350" ..
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My Interests

absinthe, alternative clubs, amen, angel cage, angel sanctuary, angels, bill hicks, bisexuality, bizarre, boomerangs, cheddar, childish fun, chinese food, chocolate digestives, clothing alterations, collaging, coybito, curry, dancing like a loon, desert sessions, dresden dolls, drinking, eating, eels, exploring, family guy, feathers, fire breathing, food, fun, gigs, glitter, happiness of the katakuris, having fun, helping, honesty, industrial, integrity, jack off jill, jaffa cakes, japanese movies, joe william thomas wilson, kaori yuki, le roule, little girl screaming, maskmaking, masks, masturbation, men, mexican food, new orleans, nine inch nails, pineapple, prague, qotsa, rainbows, reading, reading some more, red, rock, roll, sambuca, saying too much, scrabble, sex, shiori coybito, shocking people, slashfic, speaking martian, sweet n sour, swingparks, taking photos, taking the piss, the simpsons, toilet humour, truth, women, wrestling, spliff, swearing, jobbing to babies, flying things, farting, igniting anything that will burn...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone fun, and intelligent, with a love of the random and stupid irony that this world is full of. I'd like that sort of person to be a friend. Otherwise I just want a girl to let me taste her.

Movies:

Amélie, Happiness of the Katakuris, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Ichi The Killer, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Labyrinth, They Live, Ghosts of Mars, Old Boy, Spirited Away, Run Lola Run, Battle Royale,

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, American Dad, Jam

Books:

It's easier to list my favourite authors - Anne Rice, Poppy Z Brite, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Tom Sharpe, Phillip Pullman, Terry Goodkind.......there are more, but I can't remember them!

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Henry Rollins

My Blog

I am available for childrens' parties

So. You, my wonderful friends, you know me well. Consider the following about me.How I look - piercings, black clothes, tattoosHow I speak - swear constantly, always taking the piss, always going too ...
Posted by Katzenklavier on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST

HOLY SHIT!

I just got woken up by my landlord (yeah, I know it's gone twelve, yeah I know, he didn't give warning) and he has NEWS.He wants to sell the house.HE WANTS TO SELL THE HOUSE.However, he's offered it t...
Posted by Katzenklavier on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:22:00 PST

My birthday party

Wow, what a party!  Thanks to all who showed up, and none to those who didn't.  Twas great to see people I haven't seen in aaaaages, notably Mark, Die, Chris squish and&n...
Posted by Katzenklavier on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:59:00 PST

SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD I'M SEEING DRESDEN DOLLS LIVE!!!!!!!Tickets on sale now at http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/artist/928523/?search_redirect =dresden%20dolls&tm_link=tm_header_search I'm going to the...
Posted by Katzenklavier on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:45:00 PST

Christmas Warmth and abstract angels

Lots of people out there feeling shitty, it seems, so hugs to y'all. I've had an amazing weekend and I'm really looking forward to Christmas now, and I want to spread the love....Warming the cockles o...
Posted by Katzenklavier on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:36:00 PST

The 12 Suggested Steps of Jaffacakeaholics Anonymous

We admitted we were powerless over Jaffa cakes --that our lives had become unmanageable because all we do is eat Jaffa cakes, which gives us great big fat tummies and serious digestive problems. &nbs...
Posted by Katzenklavier on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:10:00 PST

Amusing condom story

One of my colleagues just told me a story about when her son's friend took a condom into school and blew it up like a balloon. Her son said that his friend had done this, and said colleague said 'It w...
Posted by Katzenklavier on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:53:00 PST

"Hello, we're Moistened Pelvic Floor and this is our new single...

It's called 'Your face doesn't smell as bad as it did yesterday' and it's a love song..."  On Friday, my husband and I went to James and Chris's house for the Dimebag Darrell remembrance piss-up....
Posted by Katzenklavier on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:33:00 PST

Wedding and honeymoon

Since I can't get enough of blogging, here's the entries I've written on LJ about the wedding and honeymoon that I've just come back from....they were both ace! Wedding: http://www.livejournal.com/use...
Posted by Katzenklavier on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:14:00 PST