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The illegitimate son of Chuck Norris

Sad Song's are Nature's Onions

About Me

I'm a dancer that incorporates many different styles into my Flow. Some African dance, Brazilian Capoeira, modern Hip Hop, PopLock, Jungle and House.During the day I do an early morning grind down on Wall Street to pay the man... always in the city bouncing from lounge to club dragging all my unsuspecting friends along for what normally proves to be a memorable ride.I just do one thing, and that's live my life to it's fullest. You only live once and I intend to have no regrets and try and be as happy as I can.... every day...till the day I die.

My Interests

I Love learning different dance Styles...Breaking, Freestyle HipHop, Pop Lock, House Dancing, Kumbie, Salsa, & Merenge. Im a Museum nerd, Photography admirer, Bongo Player, Graffiti lover, that guy who Drinks himself silly, and just so you know Im kind of a movie junkie to put it lightly. Skydiving is a new love and im attempting to get my licence. I never thought I'd say this but my job, I want to make it big and im working my ass off to do it....and I will.

I'd like to meet:

Alright, you have to be fun.... a smart ass... and damn ya gotta be Hot. Don't even think of wasting my time if you're boring, make me laugh. I don't want e-mail asking me what my favorite color is... it's BLUE BITCHES!!!! EVERYONE'S FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE!!!! have something to say.I am NOT a unique snowflake and neither are you. But that doesn't mean we can't pretend.Ichat/AIM - LouKanMoove

Music:

All House, Old Skool Hip-Hop none of that new Shiney suit rapper shit where they dance around like they got ants in da pants, Jungle, Drum & Bass, Rock, Alternative music, Jazz, Classic Rock, Breaks, Classical Music, Bump & Grind Music, N' some R&B! Here's a small taste of what I like, Jurassic 5, Jamiroqui, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Portishead, Radiohead, Dj Patife, DJ Dan, Thievery Corporation, Wu-Tang, 311, Rakim, Ben Folds, STP, Eric Morillo, The Avalanches, Jay-Z, Seal, GangStarr, EPMD, Daft Punk, MF Doom, Biggie, Bowie, Zap Mama.

Movies:

City of God, Ong Bak, Napolian Dynomite, American History X, Shaolin Soccer, True Romance, 5th Element, Reservoir Dogs, Virtuosity, Plup Fiction, Waking Life, Half-Baked, Memento, Following, Clerks, Mallrats, Chaseing Amy, Rush Hour 2, Akira, A Clockwork Orange, Blade2, Better off Dead, Battle Royal, Clue, Shogun Assasin, The Story or Ricky, Event Horizon, Requiem for a Dream, Drunken Master2, Shawshank Redemption, White Lotus Cult, Run Ronnie Run, The Last Dragon(Bruce Leeroy), Eternal Sunshine, Jackass, The Crow, Dawn of the Dead(Origional and Remake),Kill Bill, Who am I, Old School, Army of Darkness, Soap Opera, Buffalo Soldiers, Old Boy, A Scanner Darkly, Jesus is Magic, Beer Fest.

Television:

Family Guy, Mr. Show, Simpsons, Daily Show, Chapelle Show, 24, Da Ali G Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The History Channel, Macguyver, The State, Robot Chicken, The Colbert Report, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Psych, Everybody Hates Chris, Frisky Dingo, Heroes, How I met Your Mother, Man vs. Wild.

Books:

Splnter Cell, Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code, Webster's 1996 Dictionary

Heroes:

My Dad & My Dance Teachers!

My Blog

Movies+Airplane=Octoberfest

Ok so this story starts off like many of my good ones..I was liquored up and board! So I wanted to do something fun, and whats more fun then seeing a movie...seeing a movie with a 6pack! What movie yo...
Posted by The illegitimate son of Chuck Norris on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST

Summer Recap of Craaaaziness.

Ok, im so fucking awake right now and I should be sleeping but my body refuses to agree with my mind so im Blogging. Anyways my summer was Out of Control just for the simple fact that I've done so man...
Posted by The illegitimate son of Chuck Norris on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST

The Quick Rundown of my Mother Russia Trip!

The Quick Run Down:Now how did I did I end up going to Russia for the weekend?? I thought you'd never ask!Thursday Night: I went to a Breaks party at Sullivan Room and to do what I always do... Dance ...
Posted by The illegitimate son of Chuck Norris on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:19:00 PST

i love myself! i think im grand!...

When i go the movies, i hold my hand. I am my biggest inspiration. I strive to be like me. Truly, being me makes my life worth living. If I wake up feeling blue, all I have to do is look in the mir...
Posted by The illegitimate son of Chuck Norris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST