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About Me

i'm a sniper, watch your shit.

I get bored easily. my attention span somewhat resembles a 4 year old child with ADD and a room filled with.. whatever. i'm over this already.
i like shlauchen. i like long walks off short piers. i like taking a picture so it will last longer, loving it so much i'll marry it. i like people not knowing how drunk i am until i vomit in their shoe. broccolli rahb is my favorite dinner. i like fitting like a glove. i like making like a tree and leaving and lying like a rug. i like watching people vomit watching scat videos

i'm in love with a carnie.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to dance crazy in the street with me
Anybody with anything interesting to say. anyone who has been places and wants to go places. someone with experience and a thirst for life. someone that can keep my attention span, someone i can respect instead of pity for a god damn change. anyone who can talk about anything other than themselves for more than five minutes. people without walls or facades. anyone who's willing to somersault in sand with me
i miss pope john paul.. he was just SO fucking cute...

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My Blog

my wonderful hospital stay

so i've never (in myadult life) stayed at a hospital over night before.. last night was my second day in a row. pretty fun. on friday i started complaining about a wierd pain in my side.. some people...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:42:00 GMT

a little lesson..

i put the dick in dixie, the cunt in country, the wang in twang.. so gi'ddy up y'all.  
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:29:00 GMT

i cant stop!!

.... picking my damn nose!! fucking allergies!! fucking mold!!! .. actually, i quite enjoy picking my nose.. and tossing those nose goblins on the floor.. makes me happy X 10 on the inside.. i just do...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 13:21:00 GMT

what the shit??

i really wanted to go and delete a lot of "superfluous" myspace friends... but i was only able to delete fucking three... THREE!!! damn you guys for actually knowing me for real.. :(... damn im hungry...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:12:00 GMT

i love...

all of you. i really do. today is my bday and i am overwelmed with lovies who are in my mind and i cant experience this night/day with. iloveandmissmylovieswithpassionsbeyondbelief. and thats that. i ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:23:00 GMT

i hate..

when people set their profiles to private by pretending to be 15!! i want to see your shit, bitches!!!
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 16:15:00 GMT

i am SO efffing bored

seriously. bored. anyone in the austin area, please call 512.474.5999 and book the most fantastic haircut you will ever receive in your life with me. Bella salon, 1221 W 6th st.. ask for "michelle". a...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:55:00 GMT

i dont want this to be me..

"I'm sevently years old. I'm happily married to a lovely charming woman, have three wonderful children, a nice home and lots of activities. I'm very happy. Thomas Wolfe once said 'You can't go home ag...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 15:46:00 GMT

why

is life so FUCKING funny??????????/
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 16:01:00 GMT

seriously.

why they fuck? is psycho magnet embedded into my brain? i constantly feel really bad for these people who shouldnt take even 3 minutes of my thoughts. i'm way too aware of who i am to deal with people...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 15:33:00 GMT