House proud |
After months of work the house is almost there - mainly thanks to e-Bay, the fact workmen are easily bought with a packet of HobNobs and a wink and me knowing when best to leave them to it and get on ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 00:42:00 GMT |
My advice |
Don't wake up at 3am to queue outside Sainsburys for a "I'm not a plastic bag" bag... if you want to have something exclusive that's worth a mint in the future, set aside a few plastic bags from the&n...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:23:00 GMT |
Technosexual |
I just came across this in a Guardian blog:
"First things first: I'm not one. But I am intrigued by the idea of the "technosexual"; defined by the excellent Wordspy as "A male with a strong aesthetic ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:09:00 GMT |
TV dinners |
I was going to call this entry cinema dinners. Because I just ate a whole bag of toffee popcorn for Sunday lunch. You know things are bad at home when you go to the supermarket and find that most thin...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:03:00 GMT |
Fairy wrestling... |
... was just one of the things I witnessed this weekend. Two grown women dressed in fairy outfits wrestling each other in a swimming pool full of glitter. There was even a referee. I danced in an infl...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:45:00 GMT |
The Love Scrooge |
This month I celebrated one year back in the Uk. Next month I celebrate getting another year older. And the month after that I will have been single for a year. No celebration planned.
Even wit...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:05:00 GMT |
The Automatic Life |
A band have just come out of a small town in Wales where I spent many an evening underage drinking as a youth. I read an interview with them this week. They talk about naming the b...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 13:59:00 GMT |
Putting one's foot in the proverbial |
There is a British expression - to put your foot in it. Well actually it is also American and Austrialian and the Germans have a literal translation:
Ich bin ganz schn ins Fettnpfchen getreten.
which...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 23:54:00 GMT |
Today is the day |
Well, my only offers of love today are from a lonely sassy lassy and MatureNudeAnd BustyOldHoesHere. It's unrequited though - I don't love junk mail, but junk mail loves me.
And m...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:54:00 GMT |
Bye bye... |
Leaving NYC tomorrow for San Fran... I will transform from Holly GoLightly to the Littlest Hobo overnight. If you are in Brooklyn later, you may witness a flash of light, some stilettos abandoned in t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
