jimmy james - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm like this: Only cooler.

My Interests

i am the bad wolf. i create myself.

I'd like to meet:

.. Seriously, what are you gonna do when he bends the block?

Music:

3rd Bass, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, The Clash, BNL, Ben Folds, Neil Diamond, Rollins Band, Black Flag, Johnny Cash, MC Chris, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, The Streets, MC Chris, Lady Soveriegn

Movies:

Miller's Crossing, Trainspotting, Henry V, Raiders of the Lost Arc, Primer, Shawn of the Dead, Tristam Shandy, 24 Hour Party People, Superman I, II and Returns, James Bond films, anything with Burt Reynolds, Paul Newman, Kurt Russle or Steve McQueen, Armapocalypse.

Television:

Black Books, Doctor Who, WKRP, LOST, Spaced, the office (both versions), I'm Alan Partridge, black adder, arrested development, always sunny in philadelphia, real world/road rules challenges, extras, battlestar galactica, dirty jobs, future weapons, mythbusters

Books:

Silver Age DC Comics, Life With Jeeves, Glamorama, The Sea Wolf, Henry V, Fight Club, Survivor, anything by Douglas Adams, Tempocalypse

My Blog

See that bombsquad? I'm doing it as hard as I can.

Ha ha ha. Mooninites have invaded Boston. Check out the Drudge headline:Seems some sort of promotional mailer for Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force set off some bomb detectors and everyone went ment...
Posted by jimmy james on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:41:00 PST

Save the Planet... for Braniac

All I'm saying is, If you're a supervillian from outerspace, say, and you had an urge to steal Paris... now's the time to do it. At night. When they turn out the lights.Eiffel Tower to Switch Off Ligh...
Posted by jimmy james on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

three blind mics on site

for those of you watching VH1 lately, you'll notice a portly white rapper back on the scene by the name of MC Serch.love this dude. seeing him back on tv hosting "The White Rapper Show" sent me immedi...
Posted by jimmy james on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST

fatty makes a funny

EDITOR'S NOTE when I first saw this ad, i thought it said 'Tackle' not 'Tickle.' So that's my bad. I've chosen to proceed as if it still said 'Tackle' because, well, fuck, it would be a hell of a lot ...
Posted by jimmy james on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST

Smokin' Crank

Call off the oscar race. In fact, call back last years as well.In one weekend, I was able to watch the deserved best picture winners back to back. Practically. Actually, it was a day apart and I think...
Posted by jimmy james on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

indie film star

i figured out how to get video out of my camera and into the computer today. after months of searching, it turned out the answer was right there in the manual. crazy. so i made a terrible imovie and p...
Posted by jimmy james on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:15:00 PST

Bear Suit Mach II

For those of you who haven't seen it, there's a documentary out there called "Project Grizzly." In it, this crazy fucker by the name of Troy Hurtubise builds (through trial and error) a "bear suit."Th...
Posted by jimmy james on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

Hanks. Tom Hanks.

Hey. Did you know there's gonna be a Doctor Who boycott? Seems a buncha fanboys are all up in arms (and down in their moms basements) bitching cause some old novel is getting adapted for the new TV an...
Posted by jimmy james on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:07:00 PST

Oh, Christ. Just tell us. Ass.

I always hated those color coded ribbons, and the bracelets the begat and the way it allowed people to fashionably throw it in my face that they support a certain cause.It started out okay. AIDS was c...
Posted by jimmy james on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:35:00 PST

David Beckham for the RPS, the Doctor and a new wave band to be named later.

Soccer (or as they call it in England, "tennis") is soon to be huge in America. Huge. Like, bigger than arena football and pro lumberjacking combined.Huge.How do I know? Well one of the Spice Girls is...
Posted by jimmy james on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST