it is all.
I edited my profile.
Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake. Skulls on fire. Exploding cars. Rare steaks. Kung-fu deaths. Screeching animals. Skateboard accidents. Violent toddlers. Vomiting pets. Edible underwear. Eggrolls containing pork. Escaped mental patients. Wardrobe malfunctions. Slapping people with large denominations of money. Mike Tyson. Atheist jihad. Outlandish drug cocktails. Electric football. Monster truck tragedies. Jetpacks for the homeless. Chinese food from India. Giant robot psychodrama. Free Sparks. Chinese fire drills. Beer Bratwurst. Elevated swimming pools. Knife throwing. Defective plants. Deprivation chamber sex. Skateboarding on trampolines. Light-generating shirts. Jones soda. Man as animal. Laser tag. A better substitute for MIDI. Reporting spammers. Yelling at jaywalkers. Verhoevenesque co-ed showers of the future. Always buying vinyl and never CDs. Always buying 16mm or 8mm film for my projectors and never DVDs. Desktop water fountains. Brioche rolls.
Kool-Aid Man.
Fast.
I Drink Your Blood, There Will be Blood, Blood Feast, Rambo: First Blood, Color Me Blood Red
Sold it.
I prefer pamphlets, brochures, or tracts.
Ninjas who are willing to kill kids who are annoying.