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Chuck

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am an award-winning film maker. It's true! Here are a couple of movies I've made!
from THE ADVENTURES OF SASS PARILLA THE SINGING GORILLA
GODDAMN FRANKENSTEIN

I've also done some acting so let me know if I can audition for your next movie!
PANELS FOR THE WALLS OF HELL

I also used to be a professional wrestler and a preacher. One field required the temporary suspension of disbelief and the other the temporary suspension of reason.

My Interests

film making, acting, writing, the dichotomy of fantasy and reality, comic books, outsiders, that episode of THE INCREDIBLE HULK where Hulk throws a bear out of a lake

I'd like to meet:

the asshole with julia's wallet. were this unlikely event to unfold i would request up to 5 minutes of prep time to tape my fists and apologize to my mother for any potential stains on my so-far unsoiled criminal record

Music:

i'm always up for anything new. any recommendations?

Movies:

Some Films Viewed in 2008
16 BLOCKS (2006)
THE GOLDEN COMPASS (2007)
WHITE HEAT (1949) *
IRON MAN (2008)
THE UNKNOWN (1927) *
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) *
THE HANDS OF ORLAC (1924)
THE NEPTUNE FACTOR (1973)
THE MONOLITH MONSTERS (1957)
3:10 TO YUMA (2007)
AMERICAN GANGSTER (2007)
HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I (1981) *
THE CONDEMNED (2007)
RATATOUILLE (2007) *
THE FOUNTAIN (2006) *
THIEF (1981) *
SCARFACE (1983)
MIRRORMASK (2005)
HEAT (1995)
HOWARD ZINN: YOU CAN'T BE NEUTRAL ON A MOVING TRAIN (2004) *
SCARFACE (1932) *
PARADISE LOST: THE CHILD MURDERS AT ROBIN HOOD HILLS (1996) *
COLLATERAL (2004)
MONSTER'S BALL (2001)
THE STEEL HELMET (1951)
ACE IN THE HOLE (1951) *
SHOCK CORRIDOR (1963) *

* recommended viewing

Television:

Some of my favorites over the years:
THE ADDAMS FAMILY
BATMAN
BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES
FUTURAMA
THE INCREDIBLE HULK
THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE FILM SHOW
LANCELOT LINK: SECRET CHIMP
THE MONKEES
THE MUNSTERS
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE
PENN AND TELLER: BULLSHIT!
THE PRISONER
THE REN AND STIMPY SHOW
THE SOPRANOS
STAR TREK
THE TUDORS
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER

Books:

just started THE ALPHA AND OMEGA by Charles Seife

Heroes:


William Castle
April 24, 1914 – May 31, 1977

Tina Turner
November 26, 1939 - Present

Nicolaus Copernicus
February 19, 1473 – May 24, 1543

Stan Lee
December 28, 1922 - Present

My Blog

THE NEPTUNE FACTOR

I'm going to continue to pursue filmmaking for this one simple reason: THE NEPTUNE FACTOR totally sucks.
Posted by Chuck on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:06:00 PST

See that dead horse? Would you mind taking this club to it for me?

Before my blog I would like to point out that there are blog categories for ’Dreams and the Supernatural’ AND ’Religion and Philosophy’ but nothing for ’Science.’&n...
Posted by Chuck on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:27:00 PST

Keep your fucking knife away from my genitals. Thanks.

    I tried to think of something funny to say but the seriousness of this topic allows little space for comedy. Check this article out entitled "Man Faces Child Abuse Charges After Hom...
Posted by Chuck on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

One Fans Opinion (about the Champ)

In wrestling, reality and fantasy meet at one specific point: the championship. The champion of a promotion is like any other champion: the best in their sport. While pro-wrestling doesn't keep up wit...
Posted by Chuck on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST

Aaah! Who needs ya anyways?

Apparently I don't spend enough time on the internet for some folks. So I got phished. Big deal. We probably all deserve it just because we're supporting News Corp. I didn't check my MySpace page...
Posted by Chuck on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST

Would Someone Explain to MySpace what Demographics Are

I'm sure by now, oh MySpace users, that you've noticed that this dear site analyzes your various entries searching for keywords for marketing purposes. For instance, if you have entered 'superheroes' ...
Posted by Chuck on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:02:00 PST

Who Wears the Crown?

    Although the build-up has been coming for a while it has been officially announced that this year's SummerSlam, WWE second largest annual wrestling pay-per-view, will feature a matc...
Posted by Chuck on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

Best of the Rest

    Although my full name is Charles Barrett Porterfield, II I have become colloquially recognized as 'Chuck.' Chuck is not a particularly uncommon appellation, but just as some people ...
Posted by Chuck on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

An Easy Way to Make a Million Dollars

If you are frequent reader of my blog then you may remember me mentioning one of my heroes, James 'The Amazing' Randi ("Oh, Me, of Little Faith"). Alongside his accomplishments prevously mentioned he ...
Posted by Chuck on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:22:00 PST

I'm Voting for Thor in the Next Election

   I love Vikings. In this day and age when people have their 'ninjas vs. pirates' debates I call upon the name of Odin and strike them down with my mighty hammer of war. If you are going to...
Posted by Chuck on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST