Valentine! |
I hope everyone is having the hokiest, most splendidly corny, lovey-dovey Valentine's Day they can possibly stand. I know I am. At the risk of sounding completely gooey and sentimental, I will say tha...
Posted by jennabee on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:45:00 PST |
Regarding Jack Nicholson... |
Posted by jennabee on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:49:00 PST |
St. Patrick's Day: An Exercise in Excess. |
St. Patrick's day rally style begins at 10 am:We go to the park! Drinks in hand. IT IS FREEZING. AND THERE IS NO ONE THERE.The cold matters not! We drink on!! Just kidding. The cold mattered. It matte...
Posted by jennabee on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Salon de Henri |
The best thing ever, is to put virtual wigs on your doglet. The Clairol website, has made this dream come true.Here, are the stylish, sexy results:I think most of them look downright ho-ish, but if He...
Posted by jennabee on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST |
My very own Albatross: So, this is not about prom. |
Two things: 1. This weekend I got hit in the head by a falcon. That's about how it went down. Really, it was completely undignified and terrifying. 2. When i got home, the house next door caught on fi...
Posted by jennabee on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST |
We need a roommate. BAD. |
For reasons that sicken me to disclose, Seth and I need a new roommate. Basically, my roommate (seen below) is better at wearing women's undergarments than he is at honoring contracts. And he isn't th...
Posted by jennabee on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST |
Jennakah REVEALED: Who the fuck brought the chex mix? |
So, I am a bit behind in updating about my birthday party. Of course, something so majestic blesses us all only once a year. It deserves reverence. Thought. And it takes a lot of time to retouch the p...
Posted by jennabee on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:54:00 PST |
Henry Howerton. My gorgeous, brilliant dog. |
Henry went to Mississippi. He took his very first outdoor piss. Can you guess where?On William Faulkner's Grave, naturally! Really. I couldn't believe it. I was ecstatic and mortified all at once. Go...
Posted by jennabee on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST |
First Annual Girls Only Pajama Jam: Dildofest 2006. |
Last Friday, what began as a civilized evening of cocktails, crudite, and comraderie ended in an episode of vodka-fueled, dildo swinging abandon the likes of which mine eyes have never seen! Stacey a...
Posted by jennabee on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:42:00 PST |
My fucking gorgeous Kwissmas Twee. |
I have a fucking christmas tree!! Can you believe it? My very own beautiful, real, Home Depot-born Christmas Tree. Oh, yes. But, Shaun told me that Gretchen is allergic to them. So I felt bad. Until ...
Posted by jennabee on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:04:00 PST |
