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Rev. God & The Jesus Squad

CRAP YOURSELF , KILL YOURSELF

About Me

After being deported from Mulvainia for crimes against nature, four young scumbags turned into alcoholics , started playin music and began doing the Devil's bidding.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/29/2005
Band Website: Yr lookin at it
Band Members: Danimal thee Depraved - Vox/overlord of all things anal
Assless Chaplin - Guitar/ass raper?
Texass Pete - Bass/jockstrap commando
Al-Valhalla - Drums/asshole

Influences: Buffet cruising ,booze, drugs, scum, fire, broken glass,sodomy, felonies,all sorts of Crypt Records bands, Thin Lizzy, Hubble Bubble,New Bomb Turks, Mr. Pibb, Zeke,Three Dog Night,David Bowie, Black Flag,not flushing the toilet and pissing on the seat, Satan, Turbonegro, the undead(not the band), things that go bump in the night, getting sloppy seconds,public dumps, graveyard mischeif, Demented are Go , Dead Boys,eating 12 pc.wingy, Writing bad things on our shirts with our own blood and then passing out drunk....... David Blaine......sperminator of the asshole. Dancin to the Bee Gees and spittin.
Sounds Like: Leper prostitutes de-virginizing young catholic boys with a Tijuana donkey show going on in the background.
Record Label: Naaaaah
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Danimal's A-Dick-tion

If young stalwart Danimal the Depraved could only keep his shrinkydink out of the oven for 15 minutes, we would already be touring Antarctica with Sir Elton John. Hang up your hangdown, YOU WASTREL!we...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:01:00 PST

Always caught between Trackside and the Starbar.....

Danimal,Rev. God welcomes your profile to his collective site of mayhem and planning grounds for debauchery. Now if only Texass pete will get offa his lazy thong ass andmake a profile.~Rev. God...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

Jason Swinks 1973-2007

Jason your life celebration kicked ass yesterday. You will be missed by more people than you might know. We know your in a better place and maybe we'll see you there when its our time, if were not too...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

Leah, you motherfucker

Don't leave your fuckin ads on our site. Lick the peanut buterr off my balls you scurvy snake dog!~Rev. God
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST

Thanks Leah from Texass. 420 no more

Thanks to Leah from Texass, we no longer have to smoke crack . We now have 421 instead of the terrible 420. Lets hope there will never again be the number 420 on our site again Thanks for freeing us L...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST

420 DUUUDE

So, At his very moment we have exactly 420 myspace "friends." What do we do now? Are we supposed to constantly smoke weed and listen to Sublime and 311 until someone send us another request?What abou...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST

" I was livin in Saigon Vietnam

.With my mom. She made me watch David Blane all day. Bumboklatt to the Brain!"
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

those people don't party like we do. Hey, come over here.

Q:Why dem white boys always sniffin they keys?A: because dey smell soooo good.
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST

Disturbing Developments Antagonizing Alex's Anus....

Recently, my anus has begun to itch furiously upon taking a shit. Anybody have any thoughts about this? Perhaps any explanation?   - Rev God. and Al Valhalla
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST

Buncha pricks at Garyfest

At our last show we Played Garyfest. Prick magazine was on the prowl that night and put us in one of their articles. So check out the latest issue. Thanks Cassie.
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:21:00 PST