Danimal's A-Dick-tion |
If young stalwart Danimal the Depraved could only keep his shrinkydink out of the oven for 15 minutes, we would already be touring Antarctica with Sir Elton John. Hang up your hangdown, YOU WASTREL!we...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:01:00 PST |
Always caught between Trackside and the Starbar..... |
Danimal,Rev. God welcomes your profile to his collective site of mayhem and planning grounds for debauchery. Now if only Texass pete will get offa his lazy thong ass andmake a profile.~Rev. God...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Jason Swinks 1973-2007 |
Jason your life celebration kicked ass yesterday. You will be missed by more people than you might know. We know your in a better place and maybe we'll see you there when its our time, if were not too...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST |
Leah, you motherfucker |
Don't leave your fuckin ads on our site. Lick the peanut buterr off my balls you scurvy snake dog!~Rev. God
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST |
Thanks Leah from Texass. 420 no more |
Thanks to Leah from Texass, we no longer have to smoke crack . We now have 421 instead of the terrible 420. Lets hope there will never again be the number 420 on our site again Thanks for freeing us L...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST |
420 DUUUDE |
So, At his very moment we have exactly 420 myspace "friends." What do we do now? Are we supposed to constantly smoke weed and listen to Sublime and 311 until someone send us another request?What abou...
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST |
" I was livin in Saigon Vietnam |
.With my mom. She made me watch David Blane all day. Bumboklatt to the Brain!"
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST |
those people don't party like we do. Hey, come over here. |
Q:Why dem white boys always sniffin they keys?A: because dey smell soooo good.
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST |
Disturbing Developments Antagonizing Alex's Anus.... |
Recently, my anus has begun to itch furiously upon taking a shit. Anybody have any thoughts about this? Perhaps any explanation?
- Rev God. and Al Valhalla
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST |
Buncha pricks at Garyfest |
At our last show we Played Garyfest. Prick magazine was on the prowl that night and put us in one of their articles. So check out the latest issue. Thanks Cassie.
Posted by Rev. God & The Jesus Squad on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:21:00 PST |
